Vegetarian Society Puns

Back story; the missus is vegetarian, I'm not. I check everything I buy her because you'd be surprised how many sweets contain cow and pig parts.

Me: "There's a new cake shop up the high street. It's supported by the vegetarian society. Here's a flier."

Her: "Oh. Nice. Do they deliver?"

Me: "no. No liver, only cake."

Her: "ha ha, you funny fuck."

And, yes; she actually SAID."ha ha"