After getting the first dose, you’ll need to wait a few weeks for number 2.
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But some won't get it
So they can get boo-sted.
From my 5 year old on the way home from getting his vaccine.
They immunocompromised.
...But I'm 2² to post it! ☹
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Do you know why? Because he is Novak.
Because you can't take the lord's name in vein.
Credit to my brother.
They may be entitled to condensation
You only get one shot.
Which makes sense, he's worked a lot with Dr. Dre & J.
But let me give it a shot.
Djokovic: Ah, No 1 can come without vaccination.
One of the common side effects of the COVID vaccine is pain caused by swollen lymph nodes.
I don't know about you, but they are really getting on my nerves.
If I hear another, I'm going to give someone a jab!
I’m trying to decide whether or not to open the chimney cover tonight.
Mrs. Doubt Pfizer
After all his first name is No-vac
I don’t know if it’ll work, but it’s worth a shot.
Because his Visa didn’t work.
Me: the end of the needle.
but I don't wanna spread it around.
His name was Sir Ringe. He had a point to help people
(Syringe)
When I got mine the other day they told me I had to wait 3 weeks to get number 2.
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A boo-ster!
I think it just made her more attractive
It’s a ploy by big farma!
I am anti-vax and I don’t care what you think. I am absolutely sick and tired of seeing people that are anti-vax getting ridiculed and bullied on Reddit because of their choice.
You need to understand we have good reason to feel this way and that by simply attacking us or belittling us will not change our minds. We will not be silenced.
I for one will never have another one again. Not a chance in hell, I don’t care what you say to try and convince me, I’ve fallen for that trap too many times before.
They are absolutely the worst brand of vacuum cleaner ever.
It’s Hoover or Dyson all the way for me!
I tried to get vinyl siding vaccine too, but they were out.
It's a cure-rated list.
I told her I think it’s worth a shot
Covid is spiking in my area again worse than ever and everyone is so burned out and frustrated.
Everyday, I jump on this sub, find a joke and put it in our unit instant messenger for a pick-me-up that makes everyone smile.
No joke, just a thank you.
Is called venicillin
They already have diplomatic immunity.
They're just downright tasteless.
He can only have one shot.
But those of you that are vaccinated probably won't get it.
Because you can’t take the lord’s name in vein
you only get one shot
But some won't get it
...but then I figured that its worth a shot.
