When geese fly in a Vee, do you know why one side of the Vee is longer than the other?
There's more geese on that side
I asked my French friend if he knew what the word "pipi" translated to in English...
He said, "oui, wee."
Why did the girl stop eating meat and dairy products?
She vegan to feel guilty about it.
My grandfather was captured by the Germans in WWII. Being a high-ranking officer, they kept him captive for months but all he would do is sit in his cell saying "tick... tick... tick...". Their top interrogator was sent in to get important information out of him...
When in the interrogation room, he told my grandfather
"vee haf vays of making you tock!"
My dad hit me with this one a few days ago.
We're thinking about getting a dog. A vizsla. I thought it was pronounced "Vee-sla"
Me: What are we going to name the viszla?
Dad: Mastercard!
