Unwinding Puns

A list of puns related to "Unwinding"

How do astronauts unwind and decompress after a long day at work?

They open the door.

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👤︎ u/-DanKou-
📅︎ Jul 13 2017
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All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...

But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Aug 17 2017
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Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 25 2019
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Why doesn’t a mummy ever take a vacation?

He’s worried he will relax and unwind.

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👤︎ u/AllOfTheSoundAndFury
📅︎ Oct 14 2019
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What do contortionists do when they get home

They unwind

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👤︎ u/adreamandafear
📅︎ Jan 31 2018
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Why are all mummies workaholics?

They're afraid to unwind.

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👤︎ u/scottBIGG
📅︎ Oct 09 2018
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Why do mummies never take vacations?

They are afraid they'll relax and unwind.

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👤︎ u/Godzilla_KOM
📅︎ Jun 05 2018
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Lumbersexuals (a new term I just learned)

"The lumberjack was beat after a long week cutting down trees, so he went into the city to his favorite bar to unwind, but everyone just kept giving him their drink orders"

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👤︎ u/Sarah_Connor
📅︎ Apr 15 2017
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Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 29 2019
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Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 25 2019
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