23 Hilarious Unspeakable Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

From the moment I saw you I knew I wanted to do unspeakable things with you....

Like playing charades!

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👤︎ u/LazyGodHere

📅︎ Feb 08 2021

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Unspeakable

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👤︎ u/hingadingadurgen23

📅︎ Dec 28 2019

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I got kicked out of the Mime Academy for performing unspeakable acts

Kind of glad they kicked me out because their curriculum made me feel boxed in

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👤︎ u/Chef_Boiardee11

📅︎ Aug 21 2019

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Hey baby, I'll do unspeakable things to you

Like asjhdhsbxb and sjxbbbehzug

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👤︎ u/Twigsnapper

📅︎ Jun 29 2016

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This is unspeakably terrible.

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👤︎ u/ShinigamiDady

📅︎ Apr 19 2020

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I was kidnaped by mimes once.

They did unspeakable things too me!

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👤︎ u/Frindwamp

📅︎ Jan 08 2021

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I was attacked by a group of mimes

They did unspeakable things!

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👤︎ u/Strange_An0maly

📅︎ Feb 01 2021

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My wife was kidnapped by a mime

He did unspeakable things to her

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👤︎ u/Nate_______Higgers

📅︎ Dec 16 2020

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Mimes kidnapped me recently

They committed unspeakable crimes.

When I told the story to the detective, he has speechless.

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👤︎ u/Asadleafsfan

📅︎ Oct 25 2020

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I was caught by a gang of mimes.

They performed unspeakable acts on me...

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👤︎ u/benjo1000113

📅︎ Jun 12 2019

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I got abducted by a mime...

...He did unspeakable things to me...

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👤︎ u/TunedInDropD

📅︎ Jul 17 2019

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The doctor told me my voice box is damaged and i might never speak again.

I can't tell you how upset i am

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👤︎ u/HungryPizzax

📅︎ Aug 14 2019

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Why should you never be abducted by a group of mime artists

Because they'll do unspeakable things to you.

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👤︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020

📅︎ Feb 05 2020

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I confronted a mime today.

He did unspeakable things.

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👤︎ u/BlankPhotos

📅︎ Feb 13 2020

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My wife was abducted by a gang of mimes.

They did unspeakable things to her.

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener

📅︎ Jun 09 2019

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I saw someone get attacked by a group of mimes yesterday

they were dong unspeakable things to the victim.

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👤︎ u/buckeyespud

📅︎ Jan 16 2018

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I was kidnapped by mimes once

They did unspeakable things to me

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👤︎ u/IS3OO

📅︎ Oct 20 2020

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Our neighbor was attacked by mimes yesterday

They did unspeakable things

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👤︎ u/cash-boi

📅︎ Feb 02 2021

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I was attacked by a mime

He did unspeakable things to me.

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👤︎ u/Trtlman

📅︎ Nov 14 2020

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I was kidnapped by a group of mimes.

They did unspeakable things to me.

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👤︎ u/Gearidall_M_Grey

📅︎ Jan 15 2020

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I was kidnapped by a mime. The things he did to me were...

unspeakable.

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👤︎ u/jonnyprophet

📅︎ Jan 07 2020

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My wife was abducted by a gang of mimes.

They did unspeakable things to her.

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👤︎ u/fatandsalt

📅︎ Sep 22 2018

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My wife was abducted by a gang of mimes...

They did unspeakable things to her

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👤︎ u/B-man44

📅︎ Sep 20 2019

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