News broke today that due to salmonella concerns, there is a national recall on just about every type of onion in the united states...

To be honest, I'm not shedding any tears over it.

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My friend tried to ride his horse from Maine to the Southwestern United States for a type of bean but was hit by an older Ford...

It was a pinto.

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Airway Managemnt in my EMT class

So one of my classmates is telling the instructor what type of suction unit we use for EMS calls.

The instructor says "Oh those really suck" (not meaning it as a pun)

I respond "Well technically they all do"

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