Uncle Meat Puns

SalaaaaaaMIIIIIIIIII!

So me and my twin sis went with my dad to a family barbecue thing, dad was frying the meat with my 8 uncles. They were taking too long to prepare the meat, so I decided to say that I'm hungry and they are slow.

Every single one of my uncles and my dad proceeded to stare at me and

"HELLO HUNGRY, I'M NOT SLOW, I'M DAD".

Bf's Uncle: I didn't like the movie Gravity. It wasn't bad, just a little boring.

Bf's Dad: So Gravity didn't draw you in?

Bf's Dad: I haven't eaten goat meat since I was a kid

Cue me dying laughing while my boyfriend struggles to understand

We're at her dad's birthday, and I was sitting in the living room with her, her dad, and two of his three brothers. We had just started eating (pizza and pasta) when my girlfriend's third uncle arrives. I had two slices on my plate, one pepperoni, and one garbage (olives, onions, meat, basically everything on it). Uncle #3 comes in, greets everyone, and says "How's the pizza tasting?" to which I replied

..."it's garbage."

I think she wants to be single but they all appreciated it.