#FT: Ullensaker/Kisa 4-5 Viking
Ullensaker/Kisa scorers: Hansen (37'), Solberg (82'), Solberg (83'), Nesset (90+1')
Viking scorers: Thorstvedt (11') Tripic (26') Bytyqi (29') Tripic (44') Tripic (51')
#Kampinfo
Dommer: Bjorn Hansen
Spillested: Jessheim Stadion, Jessheim
#Lagoppstilling
Ullensaker/Kisa
Stefan Hagerup, Emmanuel Troudart, Morten Sundli, Nikolas Walstad, Mats Andre Kaland, William Kurtovic, Kristoffer Hansen, Eric Kitolano, Martin Torp, Nicolay Solberg, Ole Andreas Nesset.
Innbyttere: Alexander Vangen, Ciise Aden Abshir, Espen Garnås, Karsten Rognerud, Truls Jørstad, Henrik Kristiansen, Andreas Aalbu.
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Iven Austbø, Markus Nakkim, Leo Ostigard, Viljar Vevatne, Claes Kronberg, Julian Ryerson, Steffen Ernemann, Zlatko Tripic, Zymer Bytyqi, Kristian Thorstvedt, Tommy Høiland.
Innbyttere: Amund Wichne, Rasmus Martinsen, Tord Johnsen Salte, Jordan Hallam, Stian Michalsen, Usmani Sale, Fredrik Torsteinbo.
#Kampfakta
27' Bytte. Espen Garnås erstatter Emmanuel Troudart.
37' Kristoffer Hansen Mål
55' Bytte. Andreas Aalbu erstatter William Kurtovic.
67' Bytte. Tord Johnsen Salte erstatter Kristian Thorstvedt.
69' Bytte. Fredrik Torsteinbo erstatter Zlatko Tripic.
77' Bytte. Jordan Hallam erstatter Leo Ostigard.
82' Nicolay Solberg Mål
83' Nicolay Solberg Mål
90+1' Ole Andreas Nesset Mål
90+1' Espen Garnås Gult Kort
Phil
Sudden Lee
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
So far nobody has given me a straight answer
I am currently in the hospital. I had a back operation yesterday. The surgical nurse came in my room and started asking questions about my back. She asked me if I had any falls during the last year. I responded just one. It was after summer.
She laughed and said in 20 years of doing this she never was told that joke.
..... Will get a reward.
Because they work on many levels
Well, toucan play at that game.
Indian places are naan profit, Vietnamese places are pho profit.
Me : For starters, I bring a lot to the table
Argon does not react.
Windows
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
She said apple-lutely
This happened a few years ago when my son was 6ish. When my kids hurt themselves and it doesn’t look serious I always do the “we might have to amputate that bruised hand” shtick with them. I’ve done it enough that they now roll their eyes.
So, my son got hit lightly in the face with a rubber ball. It wasn’t a hard hit and I could tell he was more upset by the shock of it rather than the pain. So I say “looks like we will have to amputate your nose.” To which he replies “then how will I smell?” And I say “terrible!”
It was my greatest dad joke ever. I felt like I could retire after that.
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.
I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.
When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."
From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"
Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.
Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
To get to the... Bottom...
(as told by my 5yo son, I'm so proud)
Japan.
"No, the regular kind!" I laughed.
second hand stores!
it's Hans free now..
