A list of puns related to "U boat"
Crete's-marine
A subwoofer.
Because a sub woofer would give away their location.
I heard it was a great sub reddit.
Decorating a cardboard boat tomorrow (made it today) and thinking of covering it with different puns. The name shall be Admiralable Saboateur if I go this route, but I'm not sure how to incorporate it all together to make it a theme. I also thought of Aquadisiac and "Are you my armama?" but I'm not sure if the crowd would get the armada reference either. Any boat puns are appreciated!
They throw one over board and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
When he retired, he bought a boat and named it Aftermath.
If they fall forwards they will fall into the boat
He said "That's because the canal IS for boating."
When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.
When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.
When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.
When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?
When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.
When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?
When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?
When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!
In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.
Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.
A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.
When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.
When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?
Because if they fell forwards, theyβd still be in the boat!
Because if they flipped forward, they'd fall into the boat.
Boss: You mist the boat.
Dad: Thatβs a jerk potato.
Son: So, whatβs a dictatorship?
Dad: Thatβs a jerk potato that owns a boat.
Police put on your life vest!
(This is a joke I made up at the age of 6 while on a boat!)
To be honest, I thought theyβd have boats.
A woe-boat
Because if it was a boat you wouldn't rock it.
Her: Whatever floats your boat.
Me: No. Thatβs buoyancy.
Men, step in the boat.
Dad: *Getting into row boat* "either oar"
Does the search for caviar require a roe boat?
He doesn't know the area and gets himself lost. All he does know is that there are a lot of grizzly bears roaming around during the salmon spawn this time of year, so he's quite afraid to get out of his kayak.
The temperature starts to drop. He needs to stay warm, and decides to build a fire inside his little boat on the river.
He learnt a valuable lesson that night: you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
I'm boating absentee
Me: step 1, buy a boat.
Just happened. Not an official dad yet but sheβs 6 months pregnant. Got to get the practice in while I can.
Everyone was in same boat.
If I had a boat I'd name it Dylan, because of all the drug Dylan I'd have to do to afford it.
Background: My family was at the lake today. The lake was a little choppy today so when we went on the boat we hit one really big wave where the front end of the boat came crashing down hard. My nephew (7) just happened to be sitting on a cup holder and it hurt his butt when we landed.
We got back to the house and my nephew said...
Nephew: my butt hurts. I think its broken.
Me: did I ever tell you about the time I broke my butt?
Nephew: no. Is it still broken?
Me: yeah. Thereβs a big crack in it still.
He didnβt get it. But all the other adults laughed/rolled their eyes. Stupid joke I know, but I donβt care.
I do not. However, if you need help building a boat I happen to Noah guy.
So it's been almost 3 weeks since a lockdown was triggered in the UK and there have been quite a few knock on effects.. Some good and some bad which I want to share in this post.
Firstly one of my friends lost his job. He worked as a psychic.. Never saw it coming. Its been a difficult couple of weeks and he is now considering a complete career change...considering becoming a baker of all things.. But I suppose he really kneads the dough. I suggested he focus on photography, but nothing ever developed.
Another of my friends was also made redundant. He managed to get a Skype interview for a position in Tescos within a few days. The interviewer asked him: "what is your biggest weakness?", he replied "I don't know when to quit". The interviewer said "OK, your hired". He said "I quit".
Work has been busy for me but since I can't enjoy the things I usually do I have been looking for some new things to do around the house. It's been nice have the thyme to do more cooking. I randomly started a boat building business in my garage.. Sails have gone through the roof.
In an unsettling reversal of my teenage years I am now shouting at my parents for leaving the house. I suggested they take up scrabble to keep them occupied.. Turned out to be a bad idea from the word go.
It's been great hearing about how world pollution levels have been failling. I read the story about fish now being visible in the canals in Venice.. I hope that story isnt a load of pollocks! Cod, these were eely bad. Will stop carping on now!
A sale boat.
Repeat.
Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete fell out. Who was left?
Repeat.
Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete fell out. Who was left?
Repeat.
Etc.
I said, βDonβt worry. We are all in the same boat.β
"Because if they rolled forward, they'd still be in the boat."
3 men were on a boat, having dinner. In between the starter and main dishes they went smoking on the deck. Once arrived on the deck, the one with the cigarettes figured he had 4 cigarettes but no lighter. He threw one cigarette overboard so that the boat became a cigarette lighter
I told my wife I was a massive fan of Beyonce and she replied "What ever floats your boat".
I said no, thats Buoyancy
A subwoofer.
So, they threw one cigarette off their boat and the boat became one cigarette lighter.
Because if they did forward, they'd end up in the boat.
Because if they fell forward theyβd still be in the boat!
So they throw one cigarette off board, and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter
Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat
If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.
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