Tyrannosaurus porcelainii- tyrant king of the porcelain throne
What do you call a potato who’s a tyrant because of his small genitals?
A tiny dick-tator.
(I'm a new father, gearing up for future embarrassment)
What do you call a dinosaur with too much power?
A tyrant-osaurus rex!
Chain-dadjoked my friend this evening
Friend: I have to go out and buy a new tire for my car tomorrow.
Me: That sounds tiring.
Friend: groan Yeah, it will cost $200.
Me: Why are you buying from a tyrant?
Long pause
Friend: I'm not even going to respond to that.
(A few minutes later)
Me: I'm sorry about the jokes, but you made it too easy to keep them rolling.
Friend: Please stop.
