TIL that the Ancient Romans had four types of poison. Poisons I, II, and III instantly killed the victim upon contact.
Poison IV, though, just made the victim extremely itchy.
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A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a medical clinic. The doctor ask what their blood types are.
The rabbit says, "I'm a type O".
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︎ Jan 08 2022
Our dad was in the hospital and they asked us his blood type but we couldnβt remember and he didnβt make it.
As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.
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︎ Dec 09 2021
What type of fruit canβt get married?
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︎ Dec 28 2021
What are deers favorite type of bread?
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︎ Jan 02 2022
What type of dog goes to a mall but doesnβt buy anything?
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︎ Jan 02 2022
BREAKING: Iran has struck its own submarine with an underwater torpedo in the Persian Gulf, killing all 350 aboard
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︎ Jan 15 2020
what type of car does an egg drive ?
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︎ Nov 22 2021
A priest a pastor and a rabbit walked in to a blood donation clinic. The nurse asked the rabbit βwhat is your blood typeβ
I am probably a type O said the rabbit
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︎ Sep 03 2021
What type of Christmas trees do scientists prefer?
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︎ Dec 13 2021
What's the best type of Celtic DAD?
DADGAD.
Guitarists will know.
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︎ Jan 08 2022
What is a balloons least favorite type of music?
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︎ Dec 16 2021
What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?
HAAAAANNNDDDD EEEYYYYEEEEEEE!
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︎ Nov 15 2021
If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
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︎ Jan 09 2022
What type of bees produce milk?
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︎ Dec 20 2021
What type of yogurt can fly?
Plain yogurt
(from my 6 year old...who prefers strawberry instead of plain yogurt)
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︎ Dec 16 2021
What type of bones do archeologists love to excavate?
Leg bones; extracting them turns into a real shindig.
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︎ Dec 20 2021
What type of a drug is catnip?
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︎ Jan 01 2022
Thereβs a new type of broom out
itβs sweeping the nation.
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︎ Jan 02 2022
Whatβs Whitney Houstonβs favorite type of coordination?
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaand Eyyyyyyyyyyeeeee
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︎ Nov 14 2021
What type of bagel flies?
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︎ Nov 22 2021
What type of music are national anthems?
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︎ Dec 06 2021
Whatβs a golfers favourite type of forest?
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︎ Jan 09 2022
What is a pessimist's blood type?
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︎ Dec 05 2021
What type of pasta do they serve at a haunted house?
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︎ Aug 20 2021
Whatβs an airline pilots favourite type of crisps?
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︎ Jan 10 2022
My dad died today, he needed a blood transfusion but we didn't know what his blood type was.
As he was dying he kept yelling "Be positive!" but it's hard without him.
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︎ Sep 08 2021
There are 3 types of people in this world
Those that are good at math, and those that aren't
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︎ Nov 29 2021
My boss at the carfactory told me this type of paper was illegal here
Canβt have sheet in Detroit
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︎ Dec 12 2021
There are just two types of people I can't stand:
People who get common words confused with Ancient Greeks, and hippocrates.
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︎ Oct 19 2021
Matthew McConaughey walks into a bakery... Matthew: "Can I get three loaves of bread please?" Baker: "What type do you want sir?"
Matthew: "All rye, all rye, all rye."
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︎ Jul 25 2021
What type of house weighs less than all others?
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︎ Sep 15 2021
What do you call a firefighter who can identify different type of fires?
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︎ Nov 29 2021
What type of dog cries every time it chews gum?
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︎ Jan 05 2022
Destroyer torpedoed a friendly
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︎ Jun 16 2021
I met an Amish fella at the store the other day, and asked what his favorite type of raisin was
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︎ Dec 28 2021
What type of pants do security people wear?
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︎ Dec 14 2021
Iβm not a βGlass Half Fullβ type of personβ¦
Iβm more of a βWhere Did I Put My Glass?β type person.
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︎ Nov 24 2021
What's a secret agent's favorite type of chicken?
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︎ Dec 05 2021
"Son," I said, "do you know what The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket is?"
He thought for a moment. "No idea."
"Denim."
"Denim?"
"Denim denim denim denim denim..."
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︎ Dec 15 2021
What is Joe Goldbergβs favorite type of tree?
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︎ Dec 24 2021
What type of belly buttons do cars have?
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︎ Nov 04 2021
What type of colour can you use to unlock a car?
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︎ Oct 19 2021
So my dad just died because he needed blood and we didnβt know his blood type.
He was so brave and even tried to encourage us, the family around him, with his last breaths. He kept whispering to us to Be Positive.
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︎ Jun 14 2021
What's Whitney Houstons favourite type of coordination?
Hand-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYE!
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︎ Sep 17 2021
My dad died when we couldnβt remember his blood type
As he died, he kept insisting βbe positiveβ, but itβs hard without him.
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︎ Sep 28 2021
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk in to a blood donation clinic. The nurse asked the rabbit, "what is your blood type?"
The rabbit said, "I am probably a type O".
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︎ Oct 03 2021
What is Mario's favourite type of pants?
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︎ Dec 15 2021
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