I can agree, how Shrek acts in the movies is really gross.
Now that I started listening to full albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
None of them work
Butcher to Woman: People who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
It's very ofPutin.
2000 lbs of soup goes along way.
Put 5 female pigs and 5 male deers in your backyard.
Congratulations, you now have ten sows and bucks!
Borough Hall
Because adding just one more would make it too farty. Straight from my 7 year old daughter.
Edit: Thank you so much for the awards and upvotes. I showed my daughter how many people saw and appreciated her humor and she's extatic. I know she probably didn't come up with the joke herself but this was one of the first times she really got me with a good one and I thought I'd share it with some fellow dads and others.
Mountain Due
I asked the mother if it was hard giving birth to two babies in one day.
She looked me dead in the eyes with a straight face and said, pointing at her husband, "not really. I had one and he had the other"
It’s a Minnie marathon.
She was checking me out!
I think his plans are Nerfarious.
but selling food and small household items is grocer.
insovietrussiadomainregister.su
I said Not Now
Sorry , I had to do it
I said, "That's just what happens when you become a dad... all of these paternal in stinks just start coming out!"
A ton of feathers. You have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.
but cashier's are always checking me out.
The person who runs a supermarket is grocer.
My dad: there's no need to insult my income like that.
" "Pop," goes the weasel.
The principal asked his student. The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir."
"Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked.
The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."
.. last year I raked it in.
Not the best joke, but it's not bad when you read it backwards.
“I must have taken Lief off my census”.
Sometimes he would simply rename the brand. Sometimes he would name it a different product entirely. In a few horrific instances he repackaged it as food products. Eventually he was found, arrested, and brought to court. And though he admitted to doing all those things, he insisted that he had done nothing illegal and that moreover, his actions were protected by the law and the Constitution. His reasoning?
"I have the right to rename sealant!!!"
Bad idea, Heinz-Sight 2020.
...that in-prison mint isn't as bad as I expected!
But people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
But people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
But people who sell produce are grocer
dad: people who sell fruits/vegetables are grocer
But people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
I'd tell you one but none of them work
Dad: People who sell Fruits and Vegetables are Grocer
People who sell veg are grocer.
