A list of puns related to "Tuscumbia, Alabama"
In Northwest Alabama in Tuscumbia looking for friends. Iβm a 22 year old male that like hiking, enoing, throwing frisbee, open to anything, and I am a Christian.Pms are open.
So, I ordered something and everything was going just fine. A couple of days ago the package arrived at an USPS facility in New York and I was like "Nice, it's close to me," (I live in CT) but then it went to an USPS facility in Georgia and then to an USPS facility in Alabama and it was strange but i didn't care to be honest. Now it says "Delivered, in at mailbox. TUSCUMBIA, AL" I don't get it I live like 16 hours away. Will I receive my package? Should I just wait or should I call USPS?
I am looking for events that are happening in Alabama for the month of December. Something different like the Victorian Porch Tour that happens in Opelika.
I am not looking for parades. I am not looking for lighting of trees, and I know things exist like the Galaxy of Lights in Huntsville.
I am just wanting to keep it in Alabama instead of driving out of state. Plus I like visiting towns/cities in AL I have not been to before.
Demopolis on the River, Bama Lights, Tuscumbia does a Dickens Christmas, Candyland in Andalusia, The dog track in Bham, Lights at Noccaalula Falls, have all been suggested. Itβs just my husband and me. No only kid stuff.
So I'm looking to order a 2022 Tacoma, and I was wondering if anyone here works for a dealer or knows a dealer that would be willing to order one without all of the BS "accessories".
I'm sure you all know what I'm talking about. Tint, floor mats, and nitrogen filled tires for ~$1500 or whatever. "ToyoGuard" and other warranties...
I get it, it's a tight market and they have the upper hand. These items are part of how they make money. For me, I'll happily pay MSRP (well, not happily) and fly across the country to buy one and drive it back...but I'm not about to spend money on the extras.
For what it's worth, Greenway Toyota of the Shoals in Tuscumbia, Alabama doesn't even charge a doc fee (650-699 in the Raleigh area). And the salesman I spoke with seems to think he can get me a tacoma ordered, so this post might be moot. I just thought I'd see if anyone else knew of a dealer who would do the same, in case this guy doesn't come through.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
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