Turkey ham Puns

A list of puns related to "Turkey ham"

My Dad won a ham at a meat raffle yesterday, and his friend won a turkey.

He looked at me, then said to his friend:

"We should start a club."

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👤︎ u/reindeer73
📅︎ Oct 09 2016
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This sub is seriously disappointing me lately.

I think I'll try the meatball next time.

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👤︎ u/Ballistic_Turtle
📅︎ Jul 15 2018
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Dad, can we please get a cat for Christmas?
  • No, we're going to have ham/turkey as usual.
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👤︎ u/primeMotile
📅︎ Dec 20 2016
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Grabbing some lunch the Wednesday before Thanksgiving.

"Hey dad, I'm going to head out to the store for a sandwich right quick"

"Why? We have turkey and ham in the fridge."

I open the door expecting deli meats. Nope, a 7 lb ham and two 10 lb turkeys.

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👤︎ u/esuma10
📅︎ Nov 30 2015
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Thanksgiving

This happened yesterday at work during the Thanksgiving lunch.

Coworker: Why are you only eating the ham?

Me: I am trying to quit cold turkey.

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👤︎ u/KungPowChicken
📅︎ Nov 22 2013
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Working seasonal hours at Honey Baked Ham and had this dropped on me

Man: I would like a 10 lb ham and a whole smoked turkey breast please.

Me: Will this be all for you today, sir?

Man: dead serious tone Oh no! This isn't all for me. My family will be eating it too.

Took me a second to realize that I had been slapped with a dad joke.

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👤︎ u/trogadorable22
📅︎ Dec 20 2013
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