BR EAK ING NE WS....'Bill Gates has agreed to pay for the finishing of Trumps Wall."

(on the condition he gets to install Windows in it)

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
đź“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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An Alternative To Trump's Wall
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👤︎ u/douglasses2
đź“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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Why weren't Mexicans too concerned about Trump's border wall?

They knew that they would eventually get over it.

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👤︎ u/weaponG
đź“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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The election is happening in November and Trump will be bragging about the 30 foot wall he built on the Mexican border.

But he probably should have made it much longer than that.

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👤︎ u/intrepid604
đź“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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The Mexicans are upset about Trump’s wall.

But they’ll get over it

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👤︎ u/warmLuke0
đź“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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What do Mexicans think of Trumps new wall?

They'll get over it

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👤︎ u/Schaeferwafer
đź“…︎ Mar 13 2017
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Have you guys heard the joke about Trumps wall?

It was pretty funny, I’m still getting over it.

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👤︎ u/nameuseruniquea
đź“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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Who's going to be in charge of Trumps border wall?

The Secretary of da' Fence!

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👤︎ u/chef_psychonaut
đź“…︎ Aug 02 2017
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Why can't Trump simply build a wall against global warming?

Because it'd just climate!

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👤︎ u/WebbyUrchin
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My 8 y.o. son just discovered Yo Mama jokes. Here’s the first one he told me: Your Mama’s so fat

Donald Trump’s gonna use her for his border wall.

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👤︎ u/blisterson
đź“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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Bacon Puns

Why didn’t the drunk Mexican druglord find the Bacon Tree? Because he walked into a Ham Bush!


Whats green and smells like bacon?  Kermit the Frog’s finger! Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?


Why did the pig go into the kitchen? He felt like bacon.


Which actor is now being quarantined for Swine Flu?  Kevin Bacon


If you can’t get Swine Flu from eating bacon what can you get? A1: Obesity A2: Heart Disease A3: Hardening of the Arteries


Whats the name of the movie about Bacon? A1: Frankenswine A2: Hamlet Why do pigs go to New York City? To see the Big Apple.


Why was the meat packer arrested? For bringing home the bacon.


What do you get when you cross a pig and a chicken? The best bacon-and-eggs of your life.


Why did the pig kill the farmer? To save his own bacon. What do you call a bacon wrapped dinosaur? Jurrasic Pork.


What do you call a pig that can tell you about his ancestors? History in the bacon.


How do they get up there? In pigup trucks. What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and Legs.


What would happen if pigs could fly? The price of bacon would go skyrocket.


What did the boy bacon say to the girl bacon? Girl, you’re bacon my heart melt.


What are they warned to watch out for? Pigpockets.


First Carter Page and now Betsy DeVos. Trump’s cabinet is like a game of six degrees of Kevin Bacon except with Russia.


Everything must be wrapped in bacon, including bacon.


If Kevin Bacon doesn’t whisper “Here comes the Baconator” before he has sex all my faith in humanity is lost


I’ll acknowledge Canada Day when they finally acknowledge that’s not bacon


If Donald Trump really KNOWS the average WORKER then where are the pics of Trump hungover in 7-Eleven buying bacon in sweat pants?


This guy ordered a vegetarian sandwich and then added bacon. It was like watching someone have a mid-life crisis and then find a cool hobby.


If we don’t build a wall on our northern border, they’ll soon be maple syrup & Canadian bacon trucks on every corner.


I signed an Executive Order to make Saturday morning bacon and eggs and pancakes with triple butter and syrup non-fattening.


My bedroom smells like maple, bacon and beaver…because I’m Canadian.


When the waitress calls you Babycakes you know you’re getting extr

... keep reading on reddit ➡

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👤︎ u/Punsville
đź“…︎ May 27 2017
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Depression in Mexico

There are been a sharp increase in depression in Mexico since Trump got into office on the platform of building a wall between the two countries.

Leading mental health experts have said that sadly many Mexicans will never get over it.

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👤︎ u/westerbypl
đź“…︎ Apr 01 2017
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Bill Gates has agreed to pay for Donald Trump’s wall....

On the condition he gets to install windows🇺🇸

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👤︎ u/beastieboys1987
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