When I promise to come up with an organ transplant pun.

I de-liver

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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After a regrettable brain transplant, he turned around to his wife and said:

I’ve changed my mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageRags
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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Brain transplants will never work

You can’t change my mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AudenWolfe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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I had a bunch of metal pipes inside of me after my lung transplant.

Guess they got the wrong organ donor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/majestic_walrus1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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Change my mind
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tkgtknb
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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Heart transplant is a really heart touching surgery

Yeah that was it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/its_boogeyman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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There was a post about a teen holding his own heart in his hands after a heart transplant, I thought these comments belonged here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FireNationed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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I've had a cheap hair transplant. It's made from cat hair.

Only trouble is, every time my wife strokes it, I stick my ass in the air.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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I used to disagree with organ transplants...

...but I've had a change of heart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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When the church relocated ...

it had an organ transplant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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A blind man is going into surgery today for a cornea transplant.

He hopes by tomorrow, he’ll get to see everyone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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I didn’t want to get the brain transplant.

But after I met the surgeon he changed my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_cock_lach
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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A friend of mine got an organ transplant recently

His life is now organized.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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I nearly got into a fight with a guy at the transplant ward.

"Do you want a piece of me?" I asked him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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I was the receipient of a partial brain transplant

To whomever donated: You just had to give me a piece of your mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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A doctor moved from LA to Portland.

It was an Oregon transplant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/13toycar
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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The nurse just told me that they can no longer perform the transplant.

My surgeon wanted to tell me, but he didn't have the heart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOriginalGPS
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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I'll do anything for a below waist transplant

This is a new low to me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Constant__Pain
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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I had reservations about getting a hand transplant initially...

Afterwards, I felt differently.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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I need a liver transplant, luckily you can just get them from Amazon these days. It should be arriving today...

The tracker says it's 'out for delivery'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mittenshape
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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I got an arm transplant at a great price yesterday.

It was discounted at the second hand store.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WackyBehr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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Some people in my town were protesting by transplanting the courthouse lawn...

It was a grassroots movement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cartergansweater
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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I want a brain transplant... change my mind.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Just_paul_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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I need a brain transplant

Change my mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_amxxn_x
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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What do you call a flower getting a sex change ?

A Transplant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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Have you heard of the guy who wanted to do a head transplant?

Personally, I don't think anybody should go ahead with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gilgamesh1242
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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Transplant (Author isn’t me, but I don’t know who it is)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nomadic_Inferno
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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Blood and Organ related puns please

So a colleague is leaving my work (transfusion medicine lab) to work as an information manager for the organ transplant service. I make cards and I’m trying to think up something punny to write on/in his card and I’ll paint a picture on the front for context. I was thinking like β€œbloody good luck” or β€œsorry you’re transplanting”... but less shitty!

Thanks in advance :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Massive-Lock-6048
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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My wife needs a cornea transplant, but the waiting list is too long!

We really need a faster wife-eye provider.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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I refuse to get a brain transplant

Unless, that is, you change my mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CocozuBR
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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How do you make a plant gender neutral?

You give it a transplantation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/larsmeimei
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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My friend Ed had a brain transplant.

Now he’s brained Ed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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Why did the diabetic dad cut off his son's leg?

Because he needed a kid-knee transplant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ignorantlad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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Did you hear about the guy who got the hand transplant?

He's feeling much better now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trev2-D2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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What is it called when your knee transplant fails?

Irony

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coolkoala1111
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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Transplant nurses,

they just can't stand rejection!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deic1602
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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We will never run out of puns now!

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/communist_scumbag
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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I wasn't originally going to have a brain transplant....

.....but then I changed my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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At first I wasn't going to get a brain transplant,

but then I changed my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tacoenthusiast
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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I was all set to get a brain transplant.

I changed my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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I decided to have a brain transplant.

Then I changed my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hang-me-im-guilty
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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I was going to get a head transplant

But I changed my mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luxara-VI
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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I wasn't originally planning on getting a brain transplant

But then I changed my mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant...

...but then I changed my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TopDawg117
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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I wasn't originally planning to get a brain transplant

But then I changed my mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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I didn’t always want a brain transplant,

but then I changed my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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I was gonna get a brain transplant.

but the I changed my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoldenEcho404
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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I wasn't going to get a brain transplant

But then I changed my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anudeep30
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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