Toke Puns

A list of puns related to "Toke"

I used to think toking weed and snorting lines of coke made me a cool guy

but it was all just smoke and mirrors.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ Jun 13 2020
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Old McDonald had a farm

On he's farm he had some weed

He high,he high, Oh

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👤︎ u/Slymood
📅︎ Sep 02 2020
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If Time is Running Out for a Chinese App

Is the clock TikToking?

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👤︎ u/gr8ums
📅︎ Sep 17 2020
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My son got mad after I called his weed stupid

I said "Jeez cant you take a toke ?"

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👤︎ u/datdragonfruittho
📅︎ Jul 04 2020
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I love Herbal Medicine...

...its great for my Joints.

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👤︎ u/TheBeerded
📅︎ Oct 08 2013
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