I ran into actor Matt Damon and told him I loved his recent spy thriller film. He got real mad and said:
I wasn’t Bourne yesterday, you know.
I asked the librarian where the books on engine lubrication were located.
She said they were in the non-friction section.
i saw Michael Jackson's performed once
It was a Thriller
A guy walked up to me and told me to do a Michael Jackson impression.
I told him just beat it.
Have you played that Michael Jackson game yet?
It's a thriller, but I can't seem to beat it
What's Michael Jackson's favorite beer......?
.......Thriller Lite.
I'll remember to check it out, dad
So my dad texted me with some movie recomendations
Dad:"have you seen Momento? It's about a guy who loses his short term memory"
Me:"Sounds familiar but I'll check it out. Is it on Netflix?"
Dad:"Yeah. it's a thriller where the story goes backwards"
Five minutes later....
Dad:"Have I told you about the movie where a guy loses his short term memory?"
God dammit dad...
