I ran into actor Matt Damon and told him I loved his recent spy thriller film. He got real mad and said:

I wasn’t Bourne yesterday, you know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
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I asked the librarian where the books on engine lubrication were located.

She said they were in the non-friction section.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
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i saw Michael Jackson's performed once

It was a Thriller

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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Could say it’s a huge Micheal Jackson fan.
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A guy walked up to me and told me to do a Michael Jackson impression.

I told him just beat it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BSG_U53R
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Have you played that Michael Jackson game yet?

It's a thriller, but I can't seem to beat it

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What's Michael Jackson's favorite beer......?

.......Thriller Lite.

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I'll remember to check it out, dad

So my dad texted me with some movie recomendations

Dad:"have you seen Momento? It's about a guy who loses his short term memory"

Me:"Sounds familiar but I'll check it out. Is it on Netflix?"

Dad:"Yeah. it's a thriller where the story goes backwards"

Five minutes later....

Dad:"Have I told you about the movie where a guy loses his short term memory?"

God dammit dad...

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