My wife said these cows are having a threesome. I said, "Wow! A moo-nage a trois!"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaddyRecon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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Sex between two people is a twosome, sex between three people is a threesome.

You’re very handsome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ListenAndF0rgive
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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If you have a threesome

You have the recommended six feet between you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brainsonastick
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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Damn near had a threesome last night

Just needed two more people

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πŸ‘€︎ u/felinebarbecue
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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What is better than a threesome?

A wholesome moment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tetrajack
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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When two people have sex it's called a two-some, when three people have sex it's a threesome

Guess that's why my dad calls me handsome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abhinit90
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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I had a threesome last night

There were a couple of no shows but I still had a good time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Funployee182
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2017
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Sex with 4 people is a foursome, sex with 3 people is a threesome so...

Hi Reddit, I'm lonesome

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J96x_Rob_LFC
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2018
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My friend with one testicle lost his virginity in a threesome.

That was 2 birds with 1 stone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_roosh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2018
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A lesbian threesome is just a ma'am sandwich.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChaosWolf1982
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2014
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"Some"

When you have sex with 3 people, its calld Threesome, when you have sex with 4 people, its calld foursome, now i know why they call you handsome

Sorry for bad gramer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Viesturs34
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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Just so you know

When 4 people have sex together, it’s call a foursome. When three people have sex together its called the threesome. Now I hope you understand what is meant when people say you are handsome.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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When 2 people have sex, its a twosome. When 3 people have sex, its a threesome

And when four people have sex it's a kumquat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrumpyWendigo
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