Three Men in a Boat Puns

A list of puns related to "Three Men in a Boat"

Three men are on a boat in the middle of the ocean. They have 4 cigarettes but no lighter.

So they throw a cigarette overboard, now the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter

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👤︎ u/ActivistCap167
📅︎ Aug 06 2022
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Three men were in a boat stuck in the middle of the ocean. They had 4 cigarettes but no matches or lighter or any way of smoking them. How did they smoke them?

They threw one cigarette into the sea and then they were a cigarette lighter.

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👤︎ u/No_Giraffe401
📅︎ Sep 23 2021
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