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Thousand Islands Puns

A list of puns related to "Thousand Islands"

Thousand Island?
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👤︎ u/MrShaunce
📅︎ Apr 18 2020
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I made myself a turkey sandwich for lunch with pepperjack and thousand island. It wasn't quite a reuben...

...but I would say it was rubenesque.

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👤︎ u/nahnprophet
📅︎ Apr 22 2020
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Making a sign for work. Any puns for thousand island dressing?
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👤︎ u/IamSchrodiingersCat
📅︎ Aug 18 2019
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Did you know Caesar had a ranch on the thousand islands in north America?

I don't know why he called it a ranch they only grew lettuce.

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Feb 05 2020
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Dad dropped a gem on during dinner.

Me: Hey dad, do we have any thousand island dressing left? I don't see it in here.

Dad: Nope, theres only 900 island.

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👤︎ u/duderooster714
📅︎ Mar 09 2015
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