A list of puns related to "Thou shalt not steal"
Howdy,
Suppose your motel room's bathroom has 2 of those little bars of soap + a little bottle of lotion and shampoo. Also suppose you're a dude, so you do not have 37 nuanced and persnickety soap opinions. Soap is soap.
Do you take them with you since you paid for them as part of the room, then use them as kitchen/bathroom sink soap?
I won't pinch the flat-screen TV, the sheets, the phone, the copper pipes in the wall, even the towels. Still, I'm not sure whether the staff just throw the soap away if I didn't help myself.
Napakadaming taxes.
Napakadaming government fees.
Napakalaking external debt.
PERO ang yumayaman, mga politiko. Pilipinas!
Anyone thinks that every rulebook should include in capital letters this often forgotten and misinterpreted rule? I wish to have a dream game night and without arguing lawyers around I think it would be much better.
But I can't go to Hell for stealing the very blood from your veins, when it lets me live forever.
Dark comedy about a priest that has lost faith.
Would love to hear any and all input. Cheers.
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I work in the food industry. When school is in session we get a weekly church group of teenagers right before we close. They vary from tolerable to obnoxious.
Anyhoo, we recently had them back for their first visit of the new school year. As usual, many of them asked for free water cups which they intended to fill with soda.
After telling many of them "Water cups are for water" one kid filled up his cup with Coke.
Me: Wow, that water looks awful, it's brown!
Church Kid: Hehe, yeah. It is.
Me: You'd think "Thou shalt not steal" would be an easy commandment to follow. giving him a hard stare
CK: Uh...I'll buy a small soda.
Me: That'd be super.
I close every night these guys come in. They'll be seeing a lot of me.
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