Why is Will Smith and Chris Rock not having turkey this Christmas?
Because theyβve got beef.
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︎ Dec 08 2022
Do you know why everyone on this planet is talented?
Because we all start out with two Grammies
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︎ Dec 09 2022
My daughter is studying outer space in science. This morning she asked why space is so cold.
Itβs because we have all the space heaters down here.
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︎ Nov 29 2022
Dad, why is this book so thick?
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︎ Nov 03 2022
Why is 6 afraid of 7 (this punchline is actually different)?
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︎ Dec 31 2021
I don't understand why people go to coffee shop and ask "Is this Gluten Free?"
It definitely costs money.
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︎ Oct 05 2022
My wife asked me this morning, "Why is there so much sun?"
'I dunno babe, I mean we only had the daughter.'
I got a well-deserved groan.
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︎ Sep 19 2022
Why is this subreddit good for the environment?
All the jokes are recycled!
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︎ Mar 31 2022
This is why I stream MY movies.
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︎ Feb 23 2022
My cowboy friend is sadly quitting the rodeo. I asked him why why he made this decisionβ¦
He explained, βWell, I was always coming in lasso I quit.β
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︎ Dec 31 2021
My daughter asked me to make up a Halloween joke and this is what I got. Why couldnβt the witch get into her house?
Because she lost her spo-keys
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︎ Oct 31 2021
Why do you think is this game so hard?
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︎ Jan 30 2022
I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you donβt.β And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town canβt be buried here.β I was really confused so I asked why?
He rasped, "Cuz theyβre still alive!"
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︎ Jul 28 2019
Kids: Why is Mom so sensitive this time every monthβ¦
Dad: Itβs called ovary acting
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︎ Nov 20 2021
This pun is so painful maybe that's why it's on a window pane
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︎ Mar 19 2021
This is why I love Reddit!
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︎ Sep 12 2020
This sub is a joke and here's why
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︎ May 26 2017
Perhaps this is why wood floors are so popular these days
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︎ Feb 03 2021
So Dad is getting older and senile and always doing crazy sh1t and we decided to sell the house and put him in a senior center. I came home last night and found an alligator in a cardigan on the kitchen floor. I said dammit Dad! WTH! This crazy stuff is why we are selling the house!
He says "I know, this is the home in-vest-i-gator."
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︎ Aug 10 2021
I just stumbled on this subreddit, and I'd like explain why (from an outsider's perspective) this sort of thing is not my cup of tea.
It's because this is my cup of tea.
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︎ Jan 30 2015
This is why you brows the internet
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︎ Apr 27 2019
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︎ Jan 30 2021
Why is this post similar to an infected arm?
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︎ Jul 25 2020
This is why I can't take my dad out anywhere
Waitress: Ok, so you're paying cash tonight?
Dad: Did you just assume my tender?
Me: (groans)
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︎ Jul 23 2019
This year my dad is celebrating his birthday for half a minute. Why you may ask?
Itβs his 32nd birthday.
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︎ Apr 21 2020
This is why I wood recommend Twitter
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︎ Sep 22 2018
Iβm a delivery driver that delivers bread products, whilst on my round today a gentleman dropped this on me.....βlooks like you have the best jobβ he says, βwhy is that?β I ask, because you must be loaded with dough!!!
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︎ Aug 06 2020
This is why I love Reddit
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︎ Aug 10 2019
This is why Ice is bad
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︎ Apr 10 2019
My friend asked why the stock market is closed this Friday. I looked at him, shook my head and said...
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︎ Apr 02 2021
This is why we argue so much.
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︎ May 04 2019
My son hates my dadjokes. This just happened: we were watching Marvel Avengers and I said, "why is he called Thor ? He shouldn't be". My son asked why not.
"He should be called Hi-Ki. Because he is Lo-Ki's elder brother".
He nearly cried.
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︎ Jun 24 2020
Is this why they call it βpopβ?
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︎ Oct 02 2019
Why is this so funny
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︎ Jul 27 2019
This is one from one of my preschoolers: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling crumby.
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︎ Mar 16 2019
This guy did make a pun at my post "why is this guy screaming at baked chicken"
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︎ Jun 27 2019
So this guy goes hunting with his friend and his friend asks why he is wearing pink camo
He answered, well i went to the camo store and this was the only thing that stood out.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
This is why I pay attention to the news
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︎ Apr 05 2019
The therapist asked my wife why she wanted to end our marriage. She said she hated all the constant Star Wars puns. I look at the therapist and said, "Divorce is strong with this one!"
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︎ Mar 06 2019
And this is why I'm on Reddit, puns in lgbtq+ reddits
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︎ Mar 10 2020
Her: I took out this bottle of wine a minute ago. Can you explain why it is half empty?
Me: Because you are a pessimist?
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︎ Jun 16 2018
Most fisherman hold their fish far away from their bodies when they take pictures. This is why they think they're so much bigger than they are.
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︎ Dec 20 2019
Who is this Amanda Lorian lady and why is she so popular?
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︎ Dec 15 2019
"Dad, why is this book so thick?"
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︎ May 14 2022
I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you donβt.β And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town canβt be buried here.β I was really confused so I asked why?
He rasped, "Cuz theyβre still alive!"
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︎ Jul 26 2020
Son: dad, why is this book so thick?
Dad: itβs a long story.
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︎ May 16 2020
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