Why is Will Smith and Chris Rock not having turkey this Christmas?
Because they’ve got beef.
Do you know why everyone on this planet is talented?
Because we all start out with two Grammies
My daughter is studying outer space in science. This morning she asked why space is so cold.
It’s because we have all the space heaters down here.
Dad, why is this book so thick?
Why is 6 afraid of 7 (this punchline is actually different)?
I don't understand why people go to coffee shop and ask "Is this Gluten Free?"
It definitely costs money.
My wife asked me this morning, "Why is there so much sun?"
'I dunno babe, I mean we only had the daughter.'
I got a well-deserved groan.
Why is this subreddit good for the environment?
All the jokes are recycled!
This is why I stream MY movies.
My cowboy friend is sadly quitting the rodeo. I asked him why why he made this decision…
He explained, “Well, I was always coming in lasso I quit.”
🤠
My daughter asked me to make up a Halloween joke and this is what I got. Why couldn’t the witch get into her house?
Because she lost her spo-keys
I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?
He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"
Why do you think is this game so hard?
Kids: Why is Mom so sensitive this time every month…
Dad: It’s called ovary acting
This pun is so painful maybe that's why it's on a window pane
This is why I love Reddit!
This sub is a joke and here's why
Perhaps this is why wood floors are so popular these days
So Dad is getting older and senile and always doing crazy sh1t and we decided to sell the house and put him in a senior center. I came home last night and found an alligator in a cardigan on the kitchen floor. I said dammit Dad! WTH! This crazy stuff is why we are selling the house!
He says "I know, this is the home in-vest-i-gator."
I just stumbled on this subreddit, and I'd like explain why (from an outsider's perspective) this sort of thing is not my cup of tea.
It's because this is my cup of tea.
This is why you brows the internet
Why is this post similar to an infected arm?
This is why I can't take my dad out anywhere
Waitress: Ok, so you're paying cash tonight?
Dad: Did you just assume my tender?
Me: (groans)
This year my dad is celebrating his birthday for half a minute. Why you may ask?
This is why I wood recommend Twitter
I’m a delivery driver that delivers bread products, whilst on my round today a gentleman dropped this on me.....”looks like you have the best job” he says, “why is that?” I ask, because you must be loaded with dough!!!
This is why I love Reddit
My friend asked why the stock market is closed this Friday. I looked at him, shook my head and said...
This is why we argue so much.
My son hates my dadjokes. This just happened: we were watching Marvel Avengers and I said, "why is he called Thor ? He shouldn't be". My son asked why not.
"He should be called Hi-Ki. Because he is Lo-Ki's elder brother".
He nearly cried.
Is this why they call it “pop”?
This is one from one of my preschoolers: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling crumby.
This guy did make a pun at my post "why is this guy screaming at baked chicken"
So this guy goes hunting with his friend and his friend asks why he is wearing pink camo
He answered, well i went to the camo store and this was the only thing that stood out.
This is why I pay attention to the news
The therapist asked my wife why she wanted to end our marriage. She said she hated all the constant Star Wars puns. I look at the therapist and said, "Divorce is strong with this one!"
Her: I took out this bottle of wine a minute ago. Can you explain why it is half empty?
Me: Because you are a pessimist?
Most fisherman hold their fish far away from their bodies when they take pictures. This is why they think they're so much bigger than they are.
Who is this Amanda Lorian lady and why is she so popular?
"Dad, why is this book so thick?"
I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?
He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"
Son: dad, why is this book so thick?
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