This took me alot longer than i expected, but it turned out just how i wanted it. Only fools and horses. Great British comedy at its finest.
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What’s everyone’s thoughts on the planned Only Fools and Horses Musical then ? Top of the pops or sink faster than a Iranian Gin salesman ? chortle.co.uk/news/2018/0…
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Seeing what is on telly this Saturday evening to find out its Only Fools and Horses prime time.

Fantastic news, another episode shown countless times. Who honestly decides BBCs tv showings?!

20:00 Only Fools, 21:00 Only Fools. Is this UK TV Gold or "BBC 1"?!

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Watching Only Fools and Horses episodes over Christmas - The one legitimately profitable idea Del had was to buy his flat off the council and sell it.

Rodney argued that doing this would give people nowhere to live, as all the affordable housing has fallen in to the hands of "Yuppies" who will make a profit from it. 30 years ago Rodney called it.

The conversation occurs at the beginning of S6 episode 1

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Poor Hila. Imagine your sibling being engaged to a person like this. Horrifying. Blood is supposed to be thicker than WATER,πŸ’§ but Moses IS water, so. I hope Moses can get out, Trisha abused him and I think people should remember sometimes it takes a while to get out of an abusive relationship.
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Eggs Benedict I made for breakfast. My hollandaise didn't break, only issue was I added a bit too much hot water to thin it out before serving and should have left it a tiny bit thicker. How does it look? - more info below.
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Horrible Grandma making an appearance in only fools and horses. 1989 reddit.com/gallery/hs6czo
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One for the Only Fools and Horses fans- sadly not in Peckham
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Taking their "Only Fools and Horses" game to a new level. imgur.com/7gpQgio
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The Blood of the Covenant is Thicker than the Water of the Womb.

I | II | III

MATTHEW

The dragon’s warning was something that Matthew took to heart. He stood brave but felt the need to bow. He stared harshly but felt the need to break down and ask for forgiveness. Regardless of his decision to stand firm, he dropped his swords. The dragon was right; challenging it would probably end in Matthew’s demise.

β€œYou stand strong,” the dragon bellowed. β€œYet, your heart is afraid. Why is that?” Its voice was somehow both soothing and snake-like. Matthew couldn’t tell what his intentions were, but he hadn’t seen anything malicious. He was good at reading people, but… not dragons, apparently. β€œI’m not afraid of you,” Matthew found himself saying.

What would be the dragon’s laugh was replaced with a thick smoke protruding from its nostrils. β€œI believe you,” the dragon admitted. β€œWhat reason would you have to be scared of me? My appearance? My size, my power?”

Matthew continued to stare but grew closer and closer to breaking down. β€œYou haven’t given me a reason to be afraid of you,” Matthew explained. β€œNo aggression, no malicious intentions, nothing. If you did, I would have defended myself. I’m not afraid of things or people just because they’re bigger than me.”

β€œI believe you on that as well,” the dragon replied. β€œDo you know why I brought you here, Athenian?”

Matthew glanced at the ground to think. With the addition of the dragon’s gleaming grey and blue scales, he noticed a pattern on the tile-- the same pattern that he now had branded onto each of his palms. β€œTo find my father?” He answered, not very sure of himself. Matthew looked back up at the dragon. He tried to make eye contact, but considering he was barely the size of one of its smallest teeth, it was quite difficult. β€œPartially,” the dragon agreed. β€œHowever,” it continued, β€œyou must find yourself before you find your father.”

β€œI’m… right here,” Matthew countered while motioning to himself. β€œSo, now that’s out of the way, where is he?”

Smoke yet again escaped the dragon’s nostrils to express his humorous feeling. β€œNot your location, child. You must find yourself. Who you are. Where you are supposed to be.”

β€œI’m not a child,” Matthew grumbled.

β€œI have lived for thou

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Only Fools and Horses - Mother Nature's Son

I always loved 'Mother Nature's Son'. One of my favourite episodes. For those who are unaware, this is the episode which deals with Peckham Springs. I thought it was brilliantly well-written.

Decided to head online last night, and my image of this episode has been shattered. Apparently, Only Fools and Horses fans think it is one of the worst episodes around and it marked the downfall of the series for a while.

Am I missing something? Surely, this episode is great and is the exact sort of thing the Trotters would do?

Although, to be fair, this could be because OFAH never really had any 'low points'. Every episode is a memorable classic. Even the most recent three which, while not up to the standards of the episodes prior, were still hugely better than most stuff on TV.

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Can some one tell me what these are in my mycelium, looks yellow thicker than water but clear liquid 7th day from spawn to bulk just showed up :/
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Thouhts on Only Fools and Horses...?

I want to know your opinion one the 1981-2003 British comedy created by John Sullivan and starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst, Lennard Pearce and Buster Merryfield.

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Only Fools and Horses Mandela effect

I use to watch Only fools and horses when I was younger I watched a few of them back the other day and this is weird in the first episode with Uncle Albert the one with Granddads funeral I remember Uncle Albert going to sit on Grandads green chair and Del telling him to get out off it and shouting at him it upset me as kid but now its not there he is now saying he cant go in his room .The strange thing is I was getting ready to skip forward the part because I did not like it and then surprised it is no longer there .

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BuT sHe’S yOuR mOm (or, β€œThe blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of ascites”)

I was notified Monday that my Nmom has been diagnosed with fatty liver disease. No shock. I told her over two years ago that her random, sudden pains in the upper right abdomen (that often took her to her knees it was so severe), and incontinence of bowel, with yellow bowel movements, were indicative of liver damage.

My Nmother - according to her - is not an alcoholic.

And to be fair, how the fuck would I know, right? I’m not a nurse β€” oh wait, yes I am. Well, okay I’m a nurse but even then, what could I possibly understand. It’s not like I’m a recovering alcoholic β€” oh shit. Wait. Yes I am. Oops.

Unfortunately for both my Nmom and myself, her greatest source of irritation in our relationship (other than my sheer existence, the fact that I weigh > 118#, I’m not married to the captain of my high school’s football team, nor am I β€œcool”) is any time I happen to be educated and/or experienced in a particular area.

As a psych nurse with a bachelors degree in social work who has 4+ years sober (by the grace of the Gβ€” as I understand Gβ€”), unfortunately I know about uh... just about everything my Nmom would need help with. But it just drives her further away.

She knows I’m in recovery. She knows how I got and stay sober (I attend an openly secret international coffee club several times a month). She knows I would do anything I could to help her - if and only if she wanted to get better. Naturally, this knowledge is her kryptonite.

Imagine then, my irritation, when talking to one of my oldest friends about this shit situation (been NC with everyone but two sisters and my grandma since August-October last year) and she says β€œDude dude dude dude dude. No. You have to talk to your mom. ShE’s YoUr MoM. You’ll always regret it if you don’t. And don’t try to talk to her about alcohol or anything, really. Just every day stuff.” When I tried to explain that I don’t even talk to my Nmother about whether or not I’m still a-freaking-live, she said β€œWell, you have to. Now that you know she’s sick, just reach out to her.” So... suck it up, ignore the problem, and... talk to her why? Because it’s a cultural obligation?

No.

I know I’m in a safe place here in this sub to say it: I cannot and absolutely will not have anything to do with my Nmom, especially not because of something as preventable as her own death by alcoholic cirrhosis (her oldest brother died of it when I was a child). My sobriety is the only reason I have a life worth keeping away from h

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"What you got, Rodney? A Wendy House?" | Only Fools and Horses youtube.com/watch?v=UP-4W…
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Continuity announcement for the first episode of Only Fools and Horses, considered to be the greatest British sitcom of all time, also notably set to the shows much derided original theme song, which is often edited out of reruns with the shows more famous 2nd theme. (1981) youtube.com/watch?v=Y7Doa…
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Only a fool pretends they are greater than the one rule
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Blood Runs Thicker Than Water

Rickard looked next him at his wife Ashlei, formerly of House Butterwell, and gave her a reassuring smile. His attention then turned to the man sitting across the table to him.

β€œIt is nice to have you back Uncle. I know that we didn’t see eye to eye when I was appointed Lord. But I hope you can now see that I have been doing my best to make things better for our house.”

His voice was drowned out by the sound of his Uncle Arthor drinking loudly from his cup of wine.

I see that indeed. But I will admit that I overreacted a bit. I have always been a bit thick headed. My time away from Ironrath helped clear things up. I missed our halls. I had to return home and take my rightful place.

β€œWell Uncle I am sure we could find a role for you here. What were you thinking?”

I was thinking I could be Sentinel?

Rickard looked up to his uncle who was laughing heartily.

I am kidding.

Rickard joined in his uncle’s laughter. And soon so did Mor Redsword who was standing behind Ashlei. Rickard soon felt himself finding it difficult to breathe. He started coughing. A deep dry cough at first but soon it was wet with blood. He looked up to Arthor who was now standing in front of him.

I was kidding. I am thinking Lord sounds much better don’t you.

Rickard took one last breath before falling over the table blood dripping down his face from all orifices of his face. Ashlei stood up and let out a blood chilling scream. It was only heard for a moment as Mors had stepped forward and covered her mouth with his hand.

Kill the bitch.

Mors drew his dagger and ran it across the woman’s throat. Blood sprayed across the table and Mors tossed her body by her husband’s side.

Come we must help my son take the Keep.


Rowland Redsword was at the training grounds outside of Ironrath. He was watching as his replacement Roose Forrester was training a small group of soldiers. The man was good he thought. He had a long history of warfare and training and had already made some changes that Rowland himself never would have.

You should join in and show them how it is done.

Rowland turned and saw Sara Stark making her way over to the grounds.

β€œMy time is come and gone. Lady Stark.”

Sara turned and looked at the man.

**It was a good thought by Mors to have some off the recruits train with Arthor’s men. He said he hired them in his time away and most are green. Soon they will be up to speed. They are alread

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[HIRING] looking for a Christmas gift for my dad. His favourite show is Only Fools and Horses and I want to recreate this picture with him and his coworker in it holding a Fireplace instead and his vehicle too. My budget is $40. Ideally would like the same style. PM if you think you can help me :)
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I spawned in and there were more snakes in my immediate area than I had ever seen. My horse proceeds to flip out and make me look like a fool in the process. v.redd.it/ytmzs9y1vmz21
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Only Fools and Horses: The Musical (Original West End Cast Recording) 2019
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29 years ago, this hilarious scene was aired on the British sitcom, Only Fools and Horses. youtube.com/watch?v=63rcd…
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Got a good laugh but for the wrong reason (only fools and horses 04x03)
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Why no international love for Only Fools and Horses?

Americans always reference Monty Python as what they believe as classic UK comedy but in the UK Only Fools has to be the most loved comedy. I never see it mentioned by an American. Why is this? Seems odd to me. Only Fools is clearly the superior show.

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In the Only Fool's and Horses theme song,is the lyric "Black or white,rich or POOR" Or "Black or white,rich or BROKE" youtu.be/m3Kkvwyyf2c
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Del Boy Falls Through the Bar | Only Fools and Horses | BBC Comedy youtube.com/watch?v=63rcd…
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I got this scale to set the down force, but, how do I know the force should be at the hight of the scale? It is only a cm or so thick, but thicker than the pad and album?
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[1983] Only Fools and Horses - "Friday the 14th", The Trotters are off to Boycie's cottage in Cornwall for the weekend to do some illegal fishing. At the gate, a policeman tells the Trotters that an escaped axe-murderer is on the run and is believed to be lurking in the area around Boycie's cottage. dailymotion.com/video/x7m…
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[IIL] the British sitcom Only Fools and Horses, [WEWIL]?
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Netflix use the 'mom' spelling in the blurb of an Only Fools and Horses episode
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As it stands the first real recorded use of the word 'cheers' to mean thanks was by Grandad in Only Fools And Horses (1981) blog.oxforddictionaries.c…
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β€˜Only fools and horses’ reference 😁
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My wife told me she's leaving me over my only fools and horses obsession.

I said I'll get my suitcase from the van.

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Blood Thicker Than Water Bill?

/any bill.

I’ve been internally debating with myself for days with what I should do. I (25F) have a close family member (19F), who we will call N, who has continuously fallen on hard times despite her young age. Both of her parents are uninvolved/drug addicts that can’t be bothered to even help themselves. I also have been out of the house since 18 so I understand how difficult it is to be independent, especially when not necessarily β€œtaught” how to be a functioning adult.

I’ve been living independently from roommates/boyfriends for 2 years now in a tiny 1 bedroom apartment. My toddler sleeps in the bedroom and I sleep on the living room couch. I’m really not in any position financially or otherwise to help someone, but I felt like I couldn’t say no to N when she texted me crying asking to come over.. especially being that the two of us essentially have nobody else. I told N that she could stay with me for a few days, which somehow was translated into living together and finding a new apartment for us with more space.

Moving somewhere else could be nice, more space could be nice, having a sometimes-babysitter could be nice, but I’m feeling very.... anxious about the whole situation. For starters, I wouldn’t necessarily call myself the cleanest person in the world, but I keep things tidy (as much as the toddler lets me). I wipe something up if I spill, pick something up if it drops, etc. N is either very unaware or just doesn’t care. I know she has struggled with mental illness in the past, I understand how depression can sometimes be mistranslated as laziness. In fairness she does do something if I mention it, like if I ask her to take the trash out. But my apartment is already so small and I’m feeling overwhelmed with all the dishes in the sink, the tiny messes accumulating. I’m already cleaning up after a toddler and myself all day, I don’t want any excess to take care of because I very easily get overwhelmed.

We’re also both currently unemployed because of COVID, I’m relying on my savings to get by. We’re both searching for jobs. She has agreed to watch my kid during daytime shifts once I begin working again. (To be clear, babysitting to N is sitting him in front of the TV.) She is looking for evening shift work but so far she has been unsuccessful. I’ve had a few successful interviews and currently just waiting on my background check to be cleared to start. She hasn’t made any mention of helping to contribute to rent/water/electric. It’s th

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Typewriter from British Comedy "Only fools and horses"

There's an episode with a black and silver Imperial, anyone know the model? hoping some brits can tell me the exact episode too

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[1983] Only Fools and Horses - "Friday the 14th", The Trotters are off to Boycie's cottage in Cornwall for the weekend to do some illegal fishing. At the gate, a policeman tells the Trotters that an escaped axe-murderer is on the run and is believed to be lurking in the area around Boycie's cottage. dailymotion.com/video/x7m…
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Del Boy and Rodney Introduce 'Gary' to the Family | Only Fools and Horses youtube.com/watch?v=cSNBK…
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In only fools and horses the British sitcom Keanu Reeves is president of the U.S

It's in the beginning of the episode heroes and villains and Del Boy says he's phoning president Reeves. Fast forward 2 minutes and Damien (the leader of the UK? It's never really explained.) Says listen Keanu. That's it. I thought this would be the best place to post it.

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Only Fools and Horses Bloopers youtube.com/watch?v=dBs7o…
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Only Fools and Horses Rare Clip Harty Christmas Special youtube.com/watch?v=Znqgv…
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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Blood runs thicker than water.
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Only Fools and Horses Rare Clip Harty Christmas Special youtube.com/watch?v=Znqgv…
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How, and by when, did the saying β€œThe blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb” morphed into β€œBlood is thicker than water”, thereby totally changing the original meaning?
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