The invention of the wheel was no big deal.
It was the invention of the axel that really got things rolling.
If falling asleep driving a car is sleeping behind the wheel, what do you call falling asleep driving a motorcycle?
When there is a strong gust, I often let it take the wheel and steer...
Did you hear about the guy in a parachute that crashed into a Ferris wheel?
He's slowly coming around
A guy sees a pirate walking down the street with a steering wheel in his pants...
He yells, hey! Hey, pirate! There's a steering wheel in your pants! Pirate says, Aarr, I know! It's driving me nuts!
What did the pirate say in regards to his steering wheel belt buckle??
Why did the teenager give a shoe with wheels a math test?
Because he wanted to make a skate bored!
A man went to the doctor with a steering wheel down his pants
The doctor asked, "Why do you have a steering wheel down your pants?"
The man said, "I dunno, but it's driving me nuts!"
Our cooking teacher gave us a notice about the part of our upcoming exam where we'd be working with cheese wheels...
"It'll be grated on a curve."
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship wheel on his junk. Bar tender asks, "what's with the wheel?"
Pirate replies, "Yar, been driving me nuts."
A pirate walks into a bar and the barman says "do you realise that you have a steering wheel down your pants"
The Pirate replies aaarrr it's driving me nuts
Before the invention of the wheel...
...everything was a drag.
What did the person who discovered the wheel say?
What a revolutionary discovery!
Kenny Rodgers ended up in a wheelchair after an accident. While rolling down the side walk, he lost a wheel.
He sung: you picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.
So I was buying cheese the other day when the clerk came out with a large wheel. Problem is, they tripped, landing on the wheel and crushed it. He asked if I still wanted it. I said no. He asked why.
I simple told him "It's no Gouda!"
A pirate with a ship’s wheel in his pants walks into a bar. The bartender can’t help but ask about it.
The pirate replies, “Arrgh, it’s driving me nuts!”
I can understand why the invention of the wheel is looked upon as one of the most important achievements of mankind
It was a very pivotal moment
Apparently someone in my town has been stealing the wheels off police cars
They’ve been working tirelessly to find him
Pretty sure I just discovered a new color that’s not on the color wheel -
Though it could just be a pigment of my imagination.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. Bartender asks him what's with the steering wheel? He replies...
"Arghhh, I don't know but it's been drivin' me nuts all day"
Did you hear about the car made of wooden wheels, body, and engine?
I can't believe I fell asleep at the wheel.
I'm not hurt, but my pottery is ruined
Check out the Chrome Wheels from Google.
Why did the Mexican keep a wheel of cheddar in his truck?
What did the pirate say when the ship's wheel ended up in his pants?
Arrgh, you're drivin me nuts!
A car's weakest part is the nut holding the steering wheel.
Wheels were the very first...
What did the pirate say when the man asked about the wheel attached to his crotch
Argh, I don’t know, but it’s been drivin me nuts all day
Ive just bought a wooden car. It’s got a wooden engine, wooden doors, wooden wheels, wooden seats, put the wooden key in the wooden ignition. There’s just one problem...
I started a business fixing vehicles to have the wheel only turning one direction.
Business is going alright
Why did the wheels fall off the car?
The bartender asked the pirate, "Is that a ship's wheel sticking out if your pants?"
The pirate replied"Aye! It's driving me nuts!"
Did you hear about the man who stole all four wheels off a police cruiser?
The cops worked tirelessly to find him!
Decided against removing the third wheel on my son's trike
Would have been two tiring...
Why did the bike with no wheels work out for so long
The wheels on the bus went ‘round and ‘round for years...
I saw a pirate walking down the street with a ship wheel stuffed in his pants. I said..."Hey, pirate...is that a ship wheel in your pants?" He said...
aye, matey it's driving me nuts!
I heard on the news that some guy was stealing wheels off police cars.
The police are working tirelessly to catch him.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his pants. The bartender asks “Do you realize you have a steering wheel in your pants?”
The pirate replies, “ Arrrgh, it’s drivin’ me nuts!”
A man stole the wheels of a police car
Police are working tirelessly to find him
The invention of the wheel was...
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender says, “What’s with the steering wheel? That can’t be very comfortable.”
The pirate replies, “Aye, it’s driving me nuts.”
The invention of the wheel is very...
What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine?
Did you hear about the wooden car, with a wooden engine and wooden wheels?
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