The Victors Puns

...but they never say why every historian is named Victor

I’m in year 12 and we are getting our jersey’s where we can write something on the back and generally people make a pun with there name. I’ll give an example my friend’s name is Victor Jole and he made his name VJ Khaled with a pun with his initials and DJ Khaled. I need help for a pun cuz i’m really not creative. My name is Anush Kandula. pronounced anoosh kandoola and my nickname is either nush or nushy. Help please 🙏

Because history is always written by the Victor.

History is told by the victor

I told them that it was a tough situation but sadly my hands were tied. To the Victor go the spoils.

Because history is written by the Victors.

I recently went with a bunch of friends to see a hockey game at the University of Michigan. If you don't know, everyone who goes to that school is obsessed with their fight song which is titled "Hail to the Victors".

Anyway, we get outside the arena and then a torrential downpour starts. Our group runs underneath a bus stop awning thing to wait out the storm.

Then loud cracks start to be heard. Frozen rain has started to fall everywhere.

We look around at each other.

"Hey guys..." I say.

Everyone tenses up. I see the disappointment on their faces. They know what is about to come out of my mouth.

"Hail to the Victors!"