A list of puns related to "The Tourists"
After he climbed out he said, "Here is ze dog, dry him off and he vill be fine." I said, "Are you a vet?" To which he replied, annoyed; "Vet? I'm fucking zoaking."
It's got a terrible paunch line.
I told him that it's located a bit West from England.
They're both in Dhaka
People were lined up around the block.
"That's amazing" I said "how did you know to do that? Are you a vet?" "Vet?" He asked. 'of corse I'm vet. I was in zee sea"
This is the way.
He said, “No, they usually come that way.”
They were incahoots.
People are dying to get into them!
He said "Khmer tourist, I got things for you to buy.
I bounced a lot of Czechs.
They went from "see" to "see"
Ohio!
It was an amBUSH.
One could say I've been pining for the fjords
It takes a toll on everybody.
Go to check out of my hotel this morning. I get in the elevator and there's a group of raucous old men telling jokes and laughing. They were going down so they invited me in to the elevator even thought I was planning on catching the next one.
Anywho, as we're going down, the elderly gentleman I'm standing next to turns to me, and says
"Do you know the elevator dance?"
me: "No, what's that?"
him: "There are no steps!"
He said, “vet? I’m fucking soaking”
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