Poor wife has a terrible headache.
....that could connect to the crowd.
He said, βYou'll just have to be a little patient thenβ.
Donβt ask me-ow.
Guess the plan just didn't unfold.
So I could thank him for his Surface.
To prevent any side-effects
Because the parrots ate em all!
Moses.
Looks like I'm left to my own devices.
Mom: Why do you guys keep cracking the screens?
Me: I think they're just too white...
Mom: pls no
Me: They're crackers. :D
This evening I was packing up the dishwasher when my my mum told me to put a tablet in. So cue my dad who was standing just outside with his windows tablet so I went into the hall and picked it up and almost put it into the dishwasher when mum called me out on it.
He advertised the first stone tablets.
He was the first to download data from the cloud to tablets.
My 5 year old stepson was sitting next to my wife on the couch, and a devious idea crossed mind. I called the boy over after a quick Googling and showed him the product of my search. He asked what it was, and I promptly told him they were boobies. I looked at the wife in time to see this amazing look of terror wash over her face. Still shocked, he says, "Hey Momma, want to see some boobies?" He grabs my tablet and shows her a picture of the most beautiful, soft looking blue footed boobies I could find. Her initial shock quickly turned to laughter and I was satisfied.
I introduce myself and collect the customers information then ask what the problem is. He just says "My tablet is completely frozen" so I reply "Well we best defrost it then!".
He was extremely hostile after that.
He didn't seem impressed. "No fried chicken." He exclaimed.
Later that night at the table I complained about how dry the chicken was. He handed me the tablet and said, "Sobreadit."
So tonight at the dinner table my mom and I were talking about a sleep sound app that you can download on your phone, tablet ect. Anyway I was mentioning some of the sounds they have and I said for example A dishwasher running... My Dad chimes in and starts shouting "NO NO PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME WASH ANYMORE DISHES I QUIT" while pretending to run.
A dishwasher... running...
coworker is explaining the difference between tablets, phablets and phones to another coworker
Me: So if you're watching porn, does that make it a Phaplet?
One of the distant aunts is walking around to each table taking pictures with her iPad for the couple the reception is for. She asks:
"They would like a picture of each table" father in law chimes in... "Just the table or could I be in it too?" She laughs and holds up the iPad for the picture. Father in law sounds out "Great, now she's reading her tablet instead of taking pictures"
Classic.
My roommate was referring to how he ate some off-brand gushers Roommate: They were these, like, fruit tablets Me: Oh, so the iPad?
He looked at me like I was his worst enemy.
My mum and I were discussing whether it would better for her to buy a laptop or tablet.
Dads reply to the discussion "Oh, I wouldn't go near those tablets, they're usually just full of drugs".
After resetting my step daughters tablet to defaults the Facebook messenger app kept freezing. It would eventually say wait or force close. I hit wait and it loaded. I told her..
"If it's frozen... Let it go."
And we're talking about Christmas presents. He mentions to my wife that I should get a new Surface (after having just bought myself a new laptop) and the exchange went as follows :
FiL: Get him a new Surface 2, mija.
Wife: Another tablet??
Me: Yeah, I've totally been a good boy; I deserve it!
Wife: Not even close.
FiL: Well drive to Best Buy then you'll be closer.
He proceeded to laugh for a good minute.
I come out of the kitchen with my tablet after listening to music while doing dishes
Dad: so did you program your tablet to do the dishes for you? I bet there is an app for that.
Me: -_- I think you need to work on your dad jokesβ’.
short pause
Dad: Is there an app for that?
Me: (οΌβΈα)
But that tablet only had 10 commands.
Moses was the first man to connect his tablets to the cloud
He got information from the cloud and posted it to his tablet.
Download a document from the cloud using a tablet.
