The Southerner (film) Puns

A list of puns related to "The Southerner (film)"

There are reports that, because of the covid outbreak, Rick Astley is hoarding copies of a 2009 Pixar film, and all albums by a southern metal band from New Orleans. He is not allowing anyone to borrow them. It's also said that Mr. Astley is refusing to go out and purchase cake for others.

To summarize:

He's never gonna give you Up

Never gonna lend you Down

Never gonna run around, and dessert you.

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👤︎ u/this_time_i_mean_it
📅︎ Mar 23 2020
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Not really a 'joke' per se, but my dad's take on 'Let It Snow', from Southern California

So my dad sent this to everyone in his office. I groaned a couple of times and thought it'd fit in well here.

Oh, the weather outside is crazy
Like a film from Martin Scorsese
The rain will fall and the wind will blow
El niño, el niño, el niño

It doesn’t show signs of stopping
My shirt and pants are sopping
Oh, where did that umbrella go
El niño, el niño, el niño

Weather patterns don’t seem right
Southern Cal is all a storm
The marine layer and all of its might
All because the Pacific is warm

The fear of fire is now subsiding
our thoughts turn to mudsliding
Down the hillside our houses flow
El niño, el niño, el niño

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👤︎ u/maryfuckingpoppins
📅︎ Dec 24 2015
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My dad thinks he is super cool with this one.

My dad said that he is going to become famous by saying the words "Chickens and doves" in a southern accent. He has already tried to get me to make him a YouTube channel so that he can film himself doing it......

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👤︎ u/lionessbaby
📅︎ Mar 24 2014
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