Did you hear about the soldier who was attacked with mustard gas and pepper spray?
He was a seasoned veteran!
Why did the Roman Soldiers have to crucify Jesus 6ft away from the 2 thieves?
...to prevent cross-contamination.
Happy Easter.
If you have the soldiers named Salt and Pepper in your squad then consider yourself lucky.
They're seasoned veterans
A soldier in WW2 was shot in the chest and the bullet was stopped by a stack of quarters in his pocket.
He said it was his life savings.
The coins in a WW1 soldiers pocket saved him from a bullet.
Some might say it was his life savings.
What did the German soldier say to the French soldier at the end of WWI?
What's the one month all soldiers hate?
Why did the Soviet army have such great soldiers
They were all excellent at marxmanship
What did the soldier say to General Sherman when he was asked to do something
Why couldn't the confederate soldier stay married?
Because he succeeded from the union
A German soldier during World War II was embellishing the number of troops he had with him
When the Allies thought it was just him, he claimed there were not 1 but 2. Then he changed his story to 3. Then he said 5, then 8, then 13, and finally 21. When the Allies made it to his position, they discovered that it actually was just him.
Turns out he was a fibber nazi.
How do soldiers stay hidden in the desert?
A Roman Soldier caught the Bartender's eye and gave him the two fingers sign..
" Five beers coming up " said the Bartender.
Why are the regular soldier ants the largest in their species?
Because they are G-I-ants
What vehicle did German soldiers use to drive around during the second world war?
Finding a woman sobbing because she had locked her keys in the car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help.
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Where does the army put young soldiers?
Why was the soldier pinned down?
What did the musician say to the soldier?
A soldier walked into a hospital and a nurse asked him why he was in the hospital.
He replied, "I thought the front lines were here."
Army soldiers can't comprehend the 6-foot social distancing requirement.
But everyone in the Navy can fathom it.
TIL about a sneak attack in WWII, in which Norway’s Skiing Soldiers deprived the German army of the atomic bomb.
Why were the soldiers so tired on April 1st?
They just got done with a 31 day March!
What did the Soviet soldier say to his friend when he saw a German plane approaching?
Did you know that the soldiers at Arlington salute their new Jack-o-Lanterns every Halloween?
They always honor the changing of the Gourd.
Did you hear about the soldier who lost one foot in a battle, and fought on, only to lose his other foot as well?
A Roman soldier walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, hold ups two fingers and says..
What did the skeleton say to the French soldier? Bone Jaw
Why did the soldier flush the toilet?
A soldier in egypt is eating his ice cream and quitting on the army
A deserter having his dessert in the desert about to desert his post.
What does the soldier call picking up the dog poop?
Did you hear about the soldier that lost his legs?
They say he was defeated in battle
I appreciate the stance they make against child soldiers
How did Fa Mulan convince the soldiers of the Chinese army that she's a man?
She pretended to be Fa Ping.
2 Soldiers are in a tank one says to the other...
2 Soldiers are in a tank one says to the other " Blub Blub"
2 fish are in a tank one says to the other " You take the wheel, I'll man the gun"
On this day in 1944 the smallest soldier in WW2 was captured by the Allies.
He was caught sleeping on his watch.
Did you hear about the soldier who got hit with mustard gas and pepper spray?
The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray was a seasoned veteran.
The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray was a seasoned veteran.
The soldier who survived mustard-gas and pepper-spray....
Is now a seasoned veteran
A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police.
He's now a seasoned veteran.
The soldiers who survived mustard gas and pepper sprays
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