What do you call a group of soldiers in a fortress beside a narrow body of water in the Star Wars established universe?
Garrison Fjord.
Where does the USA train the cockiest soldiers?
Fort Bragg
Why did the Army Captain make his sick soldiers alternate between standing at attention and parade rest?
He didn't want his soldiers ill at ease.
Which soldiers spend the most time in the restroom?
Loutenants
What device does the army use to find good soldiers?
A mettle detector
how did midevil soldiers see in the dark?
Knight vision
Why do all soldiers in the military need to wear deodorant?
because they all have some type of rank
The Roman soldiers did not want to get decimated,
as one intended.
The Russian soldiers begged the Ukranian judge not to send them to prison...
The judge replied "Crimea River"
Where did the Wicked Witch grow her evil soldiers?
In the Guarden!
If you have the soldiers named Salt and Pepper in your squad then consider yourself lucky.
They're seasoned veterans
Where can you find the laziest soldiers?
In the chairforce
Why did the Roman Soldiers have to crucify Jesus 6ft away from the 2 thieves?
...to prevent cross-contamination.
Happy Easter.
I was watching lord of the rings and wandered if the ent soldiers would be considered beasts
Or infan-tree
What type of bee is lowlier than the queen, but higher status than soldiers and workers?
Pollenticians.
Why did the Soviet army have such great soldiers
They were all excellent at marxmanship
The coins in a WW1 soldiers pocket saved him from a bullet.
Some might say it was his life savings.
How do soldiers stay hidden in the desert?
Camelflage
Army soldiers can't comprehend the 6-foot social distancing requirement.
But everyone in the Navy can fathom it.
What vehicle did German soldiers use to drive around during the second world war?
The Swasti-car.
I appreciate the stance they make against child soldiers
TIL about a sneak attack in WWII, in which Norway’s Skiing Soldiers deprived the German army of the atomic bomb.
They did Nazi it coming.
Why were the soldiers so tired on April 1st?
They just got done with a 31 day March!
Did you know that the soldiers at Arlington salute their new Jack-o-Lanterns every Halloween?
They always honor the changing of the Gourd.
How did Fa Mulan convince the soldiers of the Chinese army that she's a man?
She pretended to be Fa Ping.
The soldiers who survived mustard gas and pepper sprays
Are seasoned veterans.
When I graduate from vet school, I want to care for the pets of former nazi soldiers.
Basically, I want to be a veteran aryan veterinarian.
How did the soldiers go to battle during the Revolutionary War?
In a circular motion.
