I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him fifty bucks that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf.
He said, "No the steaks are too high."
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I bet a butcher $20 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf...
He said "Sorry man. The steaks are too high."
I bet my butcher he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said he wasn't going to bet with me.
He told me the steaks were too high.
I bet a butcher that he couldn’t reach the meat on the top shelf
He refused, because the steaks were too high.
My kid couldn’t reach the bowl of meat on the top drawer
Because the steaks were high.
I bet my butcher he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said he wasn't going to bet with me.
He told me the steaks were too high.
When I reach home, my youngest son rushes out to the gate to sit in my lap while I park the car. Then he just grabs the steering and starts shaking it while making car sounds. His cute antics always make me forget that he is suffering from a rare disease.
It is called Parking Son's disease.
Someone bet me £1000 that I couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf
I told them that I couldn't take the bet, the steaks were too high.
Why couldn't the butcher reach the meat?
The steaks were too high...
I bet my local butcher $500 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf.
He replied, "No way man, the steaks are too high!"
I complained at my supermarket today, I couldn't reach some meat on the top shelf.
I told then the steaks were too high.
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