Skeleton Crew Puns

A list of puns related to "Skeleton Crew"

Due to covid my chiropractor sent most of his staff home.

His office is run by a skeleton crew.

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👤︎ u/ASPYDERMONKEE
📅︎ Jun 12 2020
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Did you hear about the layoffs aboard the haunted pirate ship?

They're down to a skeleton crew.

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👤︎ u/fizzmore
📅︎ May 04 2020
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Why are necromancers good in management?

They can work with a skeleton crew

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👤︎ u/jayforder
📅︎ Jan 13 2020
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Dad Jokes with Dad on way to Grandpa's Funeral

Dad: A lot of people have heart attacks over Christmas, I hope the funeral home isn't too busy.

Me: It's probably dead.

Dad: I'm worried they're running a skeleton crew.

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👤︎ u/owassoguitars
📅︎ Dec 30 2016
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My dad just gave a trifecta of dad jokes all within 30 seconds, and then left my room.

"Why is the ghost ship always lost? Because it has a skeleton crew!"
"How do you repair a broken jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin patch!"
"What do gay cows eat? HHAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

I didn't knoe what to say and he just left.

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👤︎ u/Jerry322
📅︎ Nov 03 2013
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Why are Undead Airlines tickets so cheap?

They only fly with skeleton crews!

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👤︎ u/AtMetaphase
📅︎ Apr 16 2015
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What is the minimal force required to defend a graveyard?

A skeleton crew.

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👤︎ u/TaohRihze
📅︎ Jul 30 2015
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