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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Unedited; questionable language.
Previously: Pole dancing. Cat fighting. I think that might be just about every "previously on" description for this show.
It is morning. Rodeo works out. Sam brushes her teeth. Well, at least one girl has perfunctory hygiene. Heather reminds us that there are two camps in the house: the bad girls/A Team/varsity squad, who are her, Brandi C., Lacey, and Kristia; and the good girls, who are Magdalena, Erin, Jes, Mia, Sam, Dallas. Heather also calls these the "fake girls." Tough talk from a woman fashioned of silicone, rusty car parts, and Tang. Lacey tells us that she's feeling devil horns poking out of her skull, and is going to have to do something to get her current archnemesis, fur- and meat-loving Dallas, out of the house.
Big John delivers some Bret Mail: "Hope you're all rested/'Cause today your skills will be tested/Are you the one that goes fast?/Who puts the pedal to the gas?/Well, get geared up and ready to start/'Cause today you girls will race for my heart./The fastest four will win a date." Oh my God, could they not just add a "hurry up and don't be late" or something at the end? I can't bear the unresolved rhyming couplet! Kristia is psyched, because she's a big fan of the crosses -- motocross, supercross, snowcross, Jesus on the cross. She's all about it.
The girls get dressed and head to a motocross track, where there are bikes all lined up for them. Three helmeted folks come racing toward them. One is Bret, who takes off his helmet while ensuring that his black bandana doesn't come off in the process. And I mean, thank God. We've seen what's on top of his head, and it's quite possible that it has turned people blind and/or to stone. Bret is a big motorcycle and motocross fanatic -- he says that motocross is one of the most important things in his life, and he wants his lady to enjoy riding as well. He introduces his co-riders: nine-time women's world motocross champion (or something) Mercedes Gonzalez, and soon to be nine-time world champion Charity Okerson. Oh, yay, some real lesbians and not just Tawny and Heather doing shots out of each others' cleavage! Bret says that they're bitter rivals, and are going to take their aggression out on the contestants. On the motocross track. And perhaps off. I mean, who really knows? Erin looks terrified. I don't know why, since if she flies off of the bike and lands chest down she'll just bounce right back on. Heather, however, is psyched, and determined to win th
... keep reading on reddit ➡Antlers, Assumptions and Artillery
“Dubstep, of course it’s dubstep.” Bjorn notes as he hears the sound of the dance club before seeing the building itself. The dubstep is clearly being enjoyed as there’s a clapping in tune with it, an odd dance style but it is understandable.
“You mean slam music? You call it dubstep?” Holly asks and Bjorn nods.
“Why’s it called slam music?” Bjorn asks as they round the corner and he can see into the dance club, where the dancing style involves a massive shaking of the hips in time to the music and a fair few of the girls are slamming their hips into one another with a solid clap. “That explains a lot.”
“Fear the thigh!” Holly laughs out loud.
“With the fact that yours are made of sculpted steel they better fear the thigh.” Bjorn remarks. “Please don’t maim your fellow dancers, I will protect you, but I’d rather it not be from a justifiably angry mob.”
“Hee! Fair enough! Alright! Let’s get going!” Holly exclaims leading the way with Bjorn following with his hands in his pockets. The sheer amount of people swaying and clapping themselves together is downright surreal when coupled with the strobing neon lights and loud music. Keeping track of things in there is going to be a nightmare. Luckily he managed to talk Holly into wearing a couple of trackers. Although the fact she clipped them to the string of her bikini top and thong was disconcerting. Not only for how hard she was trying but the fact that the tracking devices were literally hanging on by strings.
There’s a line to get in and it takes all of a minute to reach the front. The bouncer is a Brute Archana with a plasma cannon none too subtly carried on her back. The giant spiderwoman raises an eyebrow at the sight of Holly before leaning out to the side and spotting Bjorn. “You can go in cutie, just try not to get eaten alive by the ladies.”
“We’re together.” Holly says and the bouncer lets out a harsh laugh.
“Yea, sure you are...”
“Let my bodyguard in will ya?” Bjorn protests and the Bouncer looks from Holly to Bjorn in shock.
“But you’re my bodyguard...” Holly says out loud and Bjorn facepalms in frustration.
“Wait, you’re the bodyguard?!” The bouncer says pointing to Bjorn who pulls a shotgun out of a hidden holster in the ridiculously baggy pants he’s wearing. “What kind of weapon is that?”
“Chemically propelled kinetic, it’s strong enough to ruin a Cannidor’s day and put an Apuk on notice.” Bjorn says before tucking it away.
“And if it doesn’t wor
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>If your Latter-day Saint Twitter forays ever touch on philosophy or theology, you’ve probably come across Tarik LaCour. LaCour is a growing figure in the Latter-day Saint intellectual community, no doubt largely due to the unexpected nature of his takes on almost everything. His social media leaps from brooding observations on science and philosophy to deadpan quips about politics and sports.
>In fact, the way LaCour evades easy categorization is surely part of his draw. He’s pessimistic, but not cynical. He cares about social justice but frequently deviates from popular narratives. Just when you think he couldn’t possibly get more esoteric, he switches to sports commentary. His imaginary conversations with his toddler, Chloe, range from Stoic wisdom and spanning Hume to witticisms on economics and heartfelt gospel truths. He’s a devout member of the Church, but openly embraces scientism. Perhaps it’s his commitments to naturalism that allow him to balance his dogged persistence with dispassion, looking calmly forward to the moment when all truth will be explainable.
>In short, LaCour’s got something to offer everyone. Just don’t expect it to come packaged in niceties.
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Look forward to a wide-ranging discussion with one of r/mormon's most-quoted public thinkers.
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Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Do your worst!
