A Rare photo of the MilkyWay from Mars
My wife emailed me our wedding photos, but I couldn’t open any of the files.
I always have trouble with emotional attachments.
If the cameramen who take photos of celebrities are the paparazzi...
then the cameramen who take photos of poor people are the pauperazzi
TIL the first photo was not from 1826, but in fact over 2000 years earlier in ancient egypt:
"The earliest example of a prosthesis ever discovered is not a leg, arm, or even a fake eye, it’s a toe. A big toe, belonging to a noblewoman, was found in Egypt and dated to between 950-710 B.C.E"
...the very, very first faux toe ;)
Non pun related, the egyptians were the first to grind lenses too, not used as glasses but instead inserted into statues for creepy eye effects
These stock photo pun memes are the worst😀😀
More stock photo puns from this silly site😃😃 Is that the girl from distracted boyfriend?
What did the first person in a colored photo say?
How do the French send photos of cats to each other?
My brother happened to be in Himalayas and captured the most detailed photo of the Abominable Snowman...
Experts say it is the best yeti!
My Dad comes into my room looking really worried, I ask him what was wrong and if there was anything I could do to help, He responds by saying "I lost the book which had all the photos and message from my friends"
Knowing a slam book could not be replaced I tried consoling him, but I remembered digitalized it for him a year ago I quickly logged on to the PC to check if I had a backup. He quickly smiled and said it had a Blue cover, after about 10mins of searching I asked him if he remembered what I named the book. He burst out and said Facebook.
Frustrated I left the room to find my entire family sitting in the hall, and my mother goes "He did it to you too, didn't he"
And I'm here perplexed by the lengths a dad would go for his jokes.
The fiance and I were looking at frames for our wedding photos.
We couldn't settle between two of them. My wife couldn't take her eyes off the smaller one, but I wanted the larger one.
So, I told her, "Honey, you need to look at the bigger picture."
I wanted to use a photo of the ocean
Did you hear there was a photo store robbed recently? They caught the robber, but he says he was framed.
Someone else made the gravy mistake of posting that photo
So I travel around my country at the weekend taking photo graphs last week I was in London it was amazing I could almost say it was a...
Did you here about the photo shooting?
The convicted picture says he was framed!
A rare photo of the Milky way viewed from Mars.
My family all wore vests for the annual family photo day.
It was the vest day ever. Until i had to take mine off. I just wasn't as invested as they were.
Hey dad, I just uploaded all your photos to the cloud.
dad runs outside and looks up at the sky WHICH ONE?!
My son and I both have Honda's and he's a photographer. I told him it would be nice to get a photo of the cars.
He took one, but not of his own accord.
I got in big trouble for the photos I sent to the women at the office.
I was so proud of my home improvement projects that I got caught sending them unsolicited deck pics.
I like to keep a photo of the Sun on my phone. When people ask me if I have any kids, I start telling 'em about my son and how bright he is. I then pull out the phone to show them the photo.
What did the fat globule do when a paparazzi was taking photos of it?
Photo of police officer breastfeeding a stranger's hungry infant is warming hearts around the world.
After the feeding she couldn't get the baby to sleep so she charged it with resisting a rest
When you’re taking a photo and accidentally leave the flash on
The pun isn't mine but the photo is
My wife emailed me a photo of our first date together, but I couldn’t open the file.
I have trouble with emotional attachments.
I was in my kitchen and my cousin went next to me as I was looking at the brownies, placed a fork and said fork u. + to add on to this as I was trying to take this photo the brightness wasn’t working properly so my dad’s girlfriend goes “guess you could say it’s forked”
I had my photo taken professionally for the first time.
I hope they give it back.
Edit: it has been brought to my attention that this joke was in fact made in a thread that gave me the idea. So I must shoutout to u/i_make_dadjokes as the rightful owner. Sorry that I didn’t catch this earlier.
Got the girlfriend while she was showing me family photo albums
Her: (While pointing to one of her cousins) "She had an unplanned pregnancy at a young age, but that's her fiancé, they've been together for a long time now."
Me: "Well it's nice to see he's still in the picture."
Not even a groan, just silence and an eye roll
So this whole Kylie Jenner being replaced by an egg as the most likely photo...
I hear she was oeuf-ended.
Someone leeked a photo of me on the internet
I took ten photos of myself in the shower, but hated them all.
Turns out I have selfie-steam issues
I tried taking some high res photos of the local farmers crops
But they turned out really grainy.
I'm sick of my job at the photo lab.
My life is developing too many negatives.
I took a photo of my friend Lee, printed it out at x2 scale and stuck it on the side of the building,
Largely for comedic purposes.
I was pooping and finally sent my friend the thousand photos stored on my phone...
It was a great photo dump.
My Dad's reaction to this photo I took: "Do you know why one side of a flying V of geese is always longer than the other?" answer in comments
Remember, while you're taking photos of all the costumes tonight, be sure to keep your camera in...
My wife emailed me our wedding photos, but I can’t seem to open any of the files.
I always have trouble with emotional attachments.
My wife emailed me our wedding photos, but I couldn’t open any of the files.
I always have trouble with emotional attachments.
My wife emailed me a photo of our first date, but I couldn’t open the file.
I have trouble with emotional attachments.
I like to keep a photo of the Sun on my phone. When people ask me if I have any kids, I start telling 'em about my son and how bright he is. I then pull out the phone to show them the photo. "He's my star," I conclude with a smile.
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