The Perfect Game Puns

A list of puns related to "The Perfect Game"

The reason why Minecraft is a perfect game is because...

They didn't cut any corners

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👤︎ u/WackyBehr
📅︎ Apr 12 2020
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What do you call it when an Elephant has a loose tooth? Perfect joke with the LSU/Alabama game going on right now..

Tuskaloosa

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👤︎ u/Thedeadcatsociety
📅︎ Nov 09 2019
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My son just pitched a perfect game in the Little League World Series!

The game was a classic, "threw" and "threw"!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ May 23 2019
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(Long one) a kid was told to learn the first four letters of the aphabet

He wemt to his mum, who was doing work, and asked, "mum, whats the first letter of the alphabet?"

Mum: Shut up and go away!

Kid goes to his dad, who just got a perfect score in darts, and says: Dad, whats the second letter of the alphabet?

Dad: 180!!

Walks to older brother who was playing batman video games: whats the third letter of the alphabet?

Brother: na na na na na na na na BATMAN!

Walks up to younger brother playing with toys: whats the 4th letter of the alphabet?

Brother: driving my little red car.

Kid rolls up to school, ready to recite the first 4 letters of the alphabet.

Teacher: whats the first letter?

Kid: Shut up and go away!!

Teacher: HOW MANY HOURS OF DETENTION DO YOU WANT

Kid: 180!!

Teacher: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

Kid: na na na na na na na na BATMAN

Teacher: HOW DO YKU THINK YOULL GET AWAY WITH THIS?!?

Kid: Driving my little red car

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👤︎ u/CubingWithAlex
📅︎ Aug 17 2019
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