The Needles the Space Puns

A list of puns related to "The Needles the Space"

If Little Bo Peep visited the Space Needle...

...She'd be sheepless in Seattle

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👤︎ u/TheLifeOfRyanB
📅︎ May 07 2022
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8 y/o, "Dad, what does the space needle sew?"

Me, "I dunno, what?"

Her, "The fabric of space time!"

She told me that while we were watching the new years show at the space needle lol.

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👤︎ u/the_architects_427
📅︎ Jan 13 2021
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I took my son to see the Space Needle

It was out of this world. Hopefully this thread at least will stay down to earth.

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👤︎ u/ModernWarfareScrub
📅︎ Nov 18 2021
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What does a blind woman say when she gets to the top of the Space Needle?

Nothing, cause she can't Seattle.

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👤︎ u/ThatBitchSarahRose
📅︎ Nov 09 2020
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I recently visited Washington state for the first time. Much to my surprise, it ended up being a warm and sunny day when I arrived! Put on a tank top, threw on some shades, and picked up an iced latte. I took a stroll through the park near the Space Needle and had a wonderful time.

I guess you could say I was sleeveless in Seattle

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👤︎ u/jazzywaffles84
📅︎ Mar 16 2020
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Why should you keep your distance from a seamstress?

Because they needle the space they can get

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👤︎ u/KeyOutlandishness850
📅︎ Jan 27 2023
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From now on, refer to Seattle as "Space Haystack City" why?

Because that's where you'll find The Space Needle, OBVIOUSLY.

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👤︎ u/mistermajik2000
📅︎ Feb 10 2017
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My dad dropped a double when discussing a friend's holiday

Mum: They went up the Space Needle twice? Dad: Well, the first time they couldn't see-at-all. Mum looks puzzled Dad: I'm starting to think you missed the point.

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👤︎ u/ProjectSeventy
📅︎ Jul 19 2015
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Family vacation

My family was visiting relatives in Seattle and we were visiting the space needle. The person at the counter offers my dad a combo with some other attraction and he responds with

"Does this combo come with fries?"

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👤︎ u/XxXSamWoWXxX
📅︎ Jan 16 2014
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