The Motto Puns

A list of puns related to "The Motto"

What the motto of a Boy Scout who got a badge for fixing a bicycle horn?

Beep Repaired!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mmbossman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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The welders motto

We all make mistakes, but we just need to solder on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hero_of_Thyme81
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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How is honey like the Boy Scout motto?

They're both bee-prepared.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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What was the motivational electrician's motto?

If you can dream it, you conduit.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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What is the motto of people who harvest organs?

We de-liver

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zenpod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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What is the motto for balding men?

Hair today gone tomorrow!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thanosisntwrong
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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If the Globe Theatre has a cafΓ©, its motto should be "Service with a Simile."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Injustpotato
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2015
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What's the motto of Enlightenment philosophers?

Yes we Kant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LinkThe8th
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2015
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Kid: DAD! What's the motto of the US Secret Service?

Dad: "Who the hell told everyone?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FortyYearOldVirgin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2016
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Hakuna Matata?

P: Yeah, it's our motto S: What's a motto? T: Nothing, what's the motto with you?!

~ Timone and Pumba, dad joking since 1994

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πŸ‘€︎ u/listen3times
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2018
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Timon from Lion King must be a dad

Simba: Hakuna Matata?

Pumba:Β It's our motto.

Simba:Β What's a motto?

Timon:Β Nothing. What's a motto with you?

Gets me every time I see the movie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xohmg
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2016
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I see these protest signs everywhere. I don't think they're working

Maybe they should change their message

My dad says this all the time. Still never gets old. We live in Illinois so this is like our state motto.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2014
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