What's the Lion King's favorite month?
Why was the king only 12 inches tall?
.. because he was a ruler
I wondered why my daughter was throwing all my Stephen King books around the room. And then…
What does Larry King call the War of 1812?
What language do impersonators of the King of Rock n' Roll sing in?
What do you call the King of herbs?
The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
What would you call the King of the trees during the dinosaur era?
Why is the king only one foot tall?
Which of King Arthur's knights crafted the Round Table?
Why, Sir Cumference of course!
What did the king of breadland say to his servant who upset him?
I loaf you will all my anger
The hippopotamus is the true king of the jungle
That's why they call it "hippocracy".
What did the pin say to the baloon? I am the king of pop
What’s the name of Sweden’s sixth king?
How come no one at the kings table laughed when he farted?
Because noble gases don't cause reaction
Why can't the king be called Joe
Because he would just be joeking
A Renaissance era lawyer lost his law license for insulting the king...
What is the king of office supplies?
What do you call the kings and queens of the beverage kingdom?
We often hear about the divine right of kings, but we should really be talking about the divine right of queens.
After all, queenliness is next to godliness.
What do you call the European king who became a noodle chef?
Where does the king put his armies?
The new Nas album King’s Disease may not have been the GOAT
A knight walks up to the king...
Knight: Nice roundtable, who built it?
King: ‘Twas Sir Cumference.
Why wasn't the rabbit crowned king?
Because he wasn't the true hare to the throne
Why did noone in the King's Court laugh when the King farted?
Because noble gases don't cause a reaction.
Credit to u/neitral-fella
r/dadjokes doesn't allow crossposting but I thought it belonged here
Due to COVID, the King of Spain is in quarantine primarily aboard his private jet.
The reign in Spain stays mainly in the plane!
How can we be sure that the lion is king of the jungle?
My family calls me the King of Sofas
because I'm Sofa King lazy.
I once had the king of the jungle tell me he was actually a tiger.
The King gathered all the chess pieces around to tell a bedtime story. He said...
Remember Rafiki's drawing of the Lion King?
What a simple Simba symbol.
Growing up, my Dad was King of the TP empire.
I guess that makes me Prince Charmin.
What do you call the toilet of a king with a gambling addiction?
What would’ve been a better name for the lion instead of King of the Jungle?
they called him the king of the dentists
because he specialized in crowns
How many animals did the king keep on the top of his tower?
The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
Which one of King Arthur's knights built the round table?
What do you call the kings and queens of the coffee kingdom?
Where does the king keep his armies?
The King of Spain is now quarantined on his jet
The Reign in Spain will stay mainly on his plane.
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