Tyrannosaurus porcelainii- tyrant king of the porcelain throne
Which school supply is king of the classroom?
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop
A Shamonarch, if you will.
Why was the discovery of King Tut thought to be a secret?
Because he was kept under wraps...
What language do impersonators of the King of Rock n' Roll sing in?
What does Larry King call the War of 1812?
What do you call the King of herbs?
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
What would you call the King of the trees during the dinosaur era?
What did the king of breadland say to his servant who upset him?
I loaf you will all my anger
Which of King Arthur's knights crafted the Round Table?
Why, Sir Cumference of course!
What did the pin say to the baloon? I am the king of pop
What’s the name of Sweden’s sixth king?
The hippopotamus is the true king of the jungle
That's why they call it "hippocracy".
What is the king of office supplies?
What do you call the kings and queens of the beverage kingdom?
We often hear about the divine right of kings, but we should really be talking about the divine right of queens.
After all, queenliness is next to godliness.
Due to COVID, the King of Spain is in quarantine primarily aboard his private jet.
The reign in Spain stays mainly in the plane!
How can we be sure that the lion is king of the jungle?
I once had the king of the jungle tell me he was actually a tiger.
My family calls me the King of Sofas
because I'm Sofa King lazy.
What do you call the toilet of a king with a gambling addiction?
Remember Rafiki's drawing of the Lion King?
What a simple Simba symbol.
What would’ve been a better name for the lion instead of King of the Jungle?
Growing up, my Dad was King of the TP empire.
I guess that makes me Prince Charmin.
they called him the king of the dentists
because he specialized in crowns
How many animals did the king keep on the top of his tower?
Did you hear about the measuring stick that was king of an island?
Fact: Vikings are the sixth generation of kings.
Why did the king eat a bunch of batteries?
A king sat on his throne in his beautiful kingdom. Before him were three glasses set on a table. The first two are filled with water, but the third one is empty. What is the name of the king?
Why shouldn't you trust the offspring of the king of the jungle and the fastest cat on earth?
Because they're lion cheetahs.
Who is the king of the classroom?
The ruler.
Courtesy of my 9 year old. The dad joke gene is passing on.
What do you call the King of Cats?
I'm like the fabric version of King Midas.
Everything I touch becomes felt.
[Dad Joke courtesy of Stephen King] The big moron and the little moron were standing on the Golden Gate bridge. The big moron fell off. Why didn't the little moron fall off too?
Because the little moron was a little more on.
Do you know where I can find the King of donkeys?
My dad is in the hospital and king of dad jokes.. I'd love to make him a little book
Hi! My dad had a heart attack last week, then went home, less than 12 hours later was back in with a one in a million fluke chance that he'd have complication. He's been in for a week now and was told he is nothing short of a miracle. I'm pregnant and can't really go see him often in ICU because of the very very sick people, but I wanted to do something special and thought i'd ask here. He is pretty down about the whole thing, usually pretty active guy keeping himself busy but I would love to create a little book for him to cheer him up. Nothing crazy but maybe some great jokes to keep him on the cheery side I might include a little art for him too with the joke. Thanks everyone.
Fun Fact: Steven King's 'It' is actually the story of a financially-responsible clown.
I don't understand why so many people hate the Night King from Game of Thrones
He looks pretty chill to me
Which one of King Arthur's knights built the round table?
What do you call the kings and queens of the coffee kingdom?
The King of Spain is now quarantined on his jet
The Reign in Spain will stay mainly on his plane.
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