Professor just dad-joked the class on the first day

So, our professor was calling out names for attendance:

Professor: "Holly Brown?"

Holly: "Here."

Professor: "Xu Shuo?"

silence

Professor: "I guess we can all say that he's a no-Shuo...."

Facepalms and groans scattered across the room.

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Why shouldn't you invite Freddie to decorate for Christmas?

He'll deck the halls with bowels of Holly.

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Exchange with my dad this morning

Dad: How is everyone this morning?

Me: Good, trying to figure out how to put holly outside to go potty, and not just stand at the back door and bark

Dad: Why are you barking at the back door while holly is pootying

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What Christmas Carol do you sing at a hospital?

The holly and the I.V.

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Dad-er Things

With my 6yo daughter last night watching the episode of Stranger Things entitled "Holly, Jolly"

Her: is this episode called Holly, Jolly?

Me: Yes, it is.

Her: I hope Holly doesn't die.

Me: I think she'll be pleased with the outcome.

Don't know if this counts, but I got a chuckle out of it.

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