Dad: Yes, because of Covid.
Son: No fair!
Dad: That’s what I said.
He heard that the comics had the crowds cracking up
But it turns out to be quite light
The King is in love with the Spanish Armada, in fact you could say he warships it.
I got into a fight with a group of jesters, I escaped by going for the juggler.
I recently read "Gulliver's Travels" it was a Swift read.
Have you read the book about traveling through hell? It's a Dante-ing read.
Q: How many animals can you fight into the Lord High Sheriff's tights? A: Ten piggies, two calves, a rooster and an ass.
Vikings raided the royal cheese supply, they left nothing behind but de Brie.
I met a wizard, I told him he looked like a mana action.
The unskilled mason forget to put a water supply in the new castle. He did not keep well.
The angry archer was so surly he had everyone convinced he was a cross bowman.
The failed stone cutter also lost his job as a bounty hunter. He could never find his quarry.
The nun kept spilling sacramental wine on herself. She made a bad habit of it.
The pope enjoys chocolate on his boat. He like sailing indulgences.
The pope loves summer, they say he is infallible.
Two fae fell in love. They keep fauning over each other.
The knight suffered from boils, he had to get them lanced.
Why did the wood nymph use some much lotion? Because she had dryad skin.
Obviously its going to have Fair prices.
“Sorry, son. I’m baroque”
To pee or not to pee: that was the question.
They're calling it Allahpalooza some of the headliners include, The Suicide Girls, Bombye West, and The Big Bang Theory.
'Ricotta be kidding me!'
Judges declared it literally the wurst.
I said she could go as long as she doesn't get pickled.
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Talking with my mom and dad and my mother was talking about the owl festival going on a few miles away this weekend. My dad and I look at each other and roll our eyes and I say, "sounds like a hoot..."
It was inclement weather
It was a monumental undertaking.
Dad: No. You’re grounded.
Son: No fair!
Dad: That’s exactly what I said.
Son: No fair!!
Dad: Exactly what I said.
Dad: No, it’s too dangerous.
Son: No fair!
Dad: Yes, that’s exactly what I said.
Dad: No, you are grounded.
Son: No fair!
Dad: That’s exactly what I said!
Him: No fair!
Me: That’s exactly what I said.
