The Expelled Puns

A list of puns related to "The Expelled"

Why was the cat expelled from school?

Because she is a Cheetah

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👤︎ u/kalekent
📅︎ Sep 14 2019
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In the spirit of Halloween: Why was the ghost expelled from school?

Bad boohavior.

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👤︎ u/jskoker
📅︎ Oct 27 2018
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What spell do the teachers at Hogwarts use to Expel the students?

Expelliarmus

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👤︎ u/CrimsonTheCrow
📅︎ Jun 28 2018
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Yes, I can!

Got my daughters with some quick thinking last night.

I was annoying my younger daughter with some fatherly banter when she complained, "Dad, can you NOT?"

To which I replied, "Yes, I can! I just take two bits of string and tie them together."

My bonus reward was the sound of my older daughter noisily expelling the big mouthful of drink she'd just had back into her cup, before laughing her head off.

My work here is done...

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👤︎ u/unfairrobot
📅︎ Sep 22 2016
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New years diet

So my dad got us pretty good in a family text conversation.

So my little brother sends us a picture of a bunch of juice he has made and put in jars in his fridge.

LB: Going on a juice diet for the next 30 days, gotta loose 50 lbs in 2017!

Dad: I cooked beans and ham soup. I'm on a expelling air diet.

Dad: I've lost 5psi in 2days!

Dad: I'm thinking about getting a methane generator and going off the grid.

Me: 🙄

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👤︎ u/RunsLikeARaptor
📅︎ Jan 04 2017
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