Which dinosaur was the best at playing basketball?
What did one dinosaur say to the other dinosaur?
Which Dinosaur had the largest vocabulary?
How did the dinosaur get clean?
What’s the best dinosaur to help with gifts ?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.
The archeologist thought he had dug up a full dinosaur
but it just was a fossil arm
What do you call the dinosaurs that arrest other dinosaurs for stealing?
What would you call the King of the trees during the dinosaur era?
What bug did dinosaurs hate the most?
What dinosaur is the best at treating sunburns?
What reindeer are the dinosaurs afraid of?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens haven’t evolved yet.
I asked the librarian if she knew of any authors who wrote dinosaur novels
She said, “Try Sarah Topps”
Why was the horny dinosaur frustrated?
Because the triceratops didn't have a tricerabottom.
My son said he knew all the dinosaur species and he named all of them.
I said " oh yeah, you forgot the Theasaurus "
A dinosaur was itching really bad he went to the doctor
And the doctor said he had dino-mites
What do you call a pig from the dinosaur age?
What do you call the meteorite that wiped out the dinosaurs?
My 4 year old daughter’s first dad joke...Why did the dinosaur eat vegetables and fruit?
Because he didn’t like sour mice.
These two dinosaurs were walking one day and they came across another dinosaur they had never seen before, eating plants. One says "Who is that?!" and the other replies...
"I dunno. I've never seen herbivore!"
Why did the dinosaur whip Kim Kardashian
Because it wanted to make her bigassasaurass
Birds descended from dinosaurs, and yet what is the most recognizable bird to a 5 year old? A dinosaur Chicken Nugget! There is a joke in there somewhere I need someone to tell it!
I know there is a joke in there somewhere, Now I just need someone to tell it to me
Did you hear about the newly discovered explosive dinosaur?
You guys heard about the new dinosaur specie with no eyes?
Scientists name them Idontthinktheysaurus
Why did the dinosaur eat the farmers ducks and cows?
He wanted quakers and milk
What do you call a dinosaur that pushed in in the queue?
Weretheydefinitelybeforeus?
Which dinosaur was widely regarded as the best fortune teller?
Why did the mammoth get in trouble with the archaeologist for texting the dinosaur?
Because the mammoth was to young to predate the dinosaur.
Why can't dinosaurs play the piano?
What's the most polite dinosaur?
What's the most sticky dinosaur?
What's the difference between dinosaurs and humans?
What did the high archaeologist say to his colleagues upon discovering a trove of dinosaur bones?
Scientists believe they may have just found the first gay dinosaur.
They have named it Megasoreass
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
There was an accident in the Paleontology section of a Natural History Museum where multiple dinosaur skeletons collapsed and were broken beyond repair. The directors of the museum were concerned that visitors wouldn't visit that section anymore ...
but visitors still showed up to view the
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
So, if the Yucatan meteor that killed the dinosaurs caused a tsunami...
...then I guess dinosaurs were killed by a Mexican Wave.
Did you hear about the dinosaur that robbed the bank?
What would you get if a dinosaur kicked you in the backside?
Did you all hear about the newly discovered Dinosaur that ate everything in it's path?
What's the most musical dinosaur?
God said to Noah that there was a dinosaur on the ark and Noah replied only with No-ah there isn’t ~joke from when I was 5
Which Dinosaur had the largest vocabulary?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens weren’t invented yet.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens weren’t invented.
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