Which Dinosaur had the largest vocabulary?

Thesaurus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
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How did the dinosaur get clean?

With a meteor shower!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DecIsMuchJuvenile
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What’s the best dinosaur to help with gifts ?

A velociWraptor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedMusical
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
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What do you call the dinosaurs that arrest other dinosaurs for stealing?

The triceracops.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/copenhagen_bram
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The archeologist thought he had dug up a full dinosaur

but it just was a fossil arm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vagdryna
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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How do you call a dinosaur that works in the operation room?

A steriledectile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Manyaio
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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What would you call the King of the trees during the dinosaur era?

Tree-rex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uneeq33
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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What bug did dinosaurs hate the most?

Dynomites

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
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What dinosaur is the best at treating sunburns?

An Aloe-saurus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fist_of_a_Dog
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What reindeer are the dinosaurs afraid of?

Comet!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sleepypanda59
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens haven’t evolved yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NormallyWierd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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I asked the librarian if she knew of any authors who wrote dinosaur novels

She said, β€œTry Sarah Topps”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlabamaMayan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Why was the horny dinosaur frustrated?

Because the triceratops didn't have a tricerabottom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexleavitt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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My son said he knew all the dinosaur species and he named all of them.

I said " oh yeah, you forgot the Theasaurus "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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A dinosaur was itching really bad he went to the doctor

And the doctor said he had dino-mites

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grandcanyon19
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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What do you call a pig from the dinosaur age?

Jurassic pork.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IWaterboardKids
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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What do you call the meteorite that wiped out the dinosaurs?

An extinct-guisher.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matthewrmshin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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My 4 year old daughter’s first dad joke...Why did the dinosaur eat vegetables and fruit?

Because he didn’t like sour mice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/envengpe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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These two dinosaurs were walking one day and they came across another dinosaur they had never seen before, eating plants. One says "Who is that?!" and the other replies...

"I dunno. I've never seen herbivore!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingKaikster
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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Birds descended from dinosaurs, and yet what is the most recognizable bird to a 5 year old? A dinosaur Chicken Nugget! There is a joke in there somewhere I need someone to tell it!

I know there is a joke in there somewhere, Now I just need someone to tell it to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moneywerm
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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Did you hear about the newly discovered explosive dinosaur?

I heard its dinomite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quackersgoesquack
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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You guys heard about the new dinosaur specie with no eyes?

Scientists name them Idontthinktheysaurus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banhgiaygio
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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What do you call a dinosaur that pushed in in the queue?

Weretheydefinitelybeforeus?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hansenator
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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Why did the dinosaur eat the farmers ducks and cows?

He wanted quakers and milk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sitdown4this
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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Why did the mammoth get in trouble with the archaeologist for texting the dinosaur?

Because the mammoth was to young to predate the dinosaur.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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What's the most polite dinosaur?

A please-iosaur

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poops-n-farts
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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Which dinosaur was widely regarded as the best fortune teller?

The tarotdactyl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/budcuddly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Why can't dinosaurs play the piano?

They're extinct

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Augerbine_Man
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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What's the most sticky dinosaur?

A velcroraptor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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What's the difference between dinosaurs and humans?

Three letters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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What did the high archaeologist say to his colleagues upon discovering a trove of dinosaur bones?

Oh wow! Dig it, man!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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Scientists believe they may have just found the first gay dinosaur.

They have named it Megasoreass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johndeerdrew
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.

Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Riverrat423
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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There was an accident in the Paleontology section of a Natural History Museum where multiple dinosaur skeletons collapsed and were broken beyond repair. The directors of the museum were concerned that visitors wouldn't visit that section anymore ...

but visitors still showed up to view the
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EyeWunderY
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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So, if the Yucatan meteor that killed the dinosaurs caused a tsunami...

...then I guess dinosaurs were killed by a Mexican Wave.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Algaean
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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Did you all hear about the newly discovered Dinosaur that ate everything in it's path?

The Omnomnomivor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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What's the most musical dinosaur?

A raptor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Did you hear about the dinosaur that robbed the bank?

He was veloci-captured

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What would you get if a dinosaur kicked you in the backside?

A mega sore ass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
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God said to Noah that there was a dinosaur on the ark and Noah replied only with No-ah there isn’t ~joke from when I was 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HuntrixMata
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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Some people say an explosion killed the dinosaurs.

It was a TNT Dino-wipe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beanimus0829
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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What does a dinosaur say when another one starts eating from the same tree?

Hey, I was herbivore you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDailyMoogle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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Which Dinosaur had the largest vocabulary?

Thesaurus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens weren’t invented yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mozzatits
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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