Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "The Decemberists"
I attended a Decemberists concert this evening. Before the encore, the drummer, John, insisted that he tell us a joke.
"Did you hear about the pig who had a cut on his leg? Yeah, his friend came by and asked, 'Would you like me to get you some OINK-ment?'"
The only sound that followed was that of myself clapping.
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