Dad joked by the Decemberists.

I attended a Decemberists concert this evening. Before the encore, the drummer, John, insisted that he tell us a joke.

"Did you hear about the pig who had a cut on his leg? Yeah, his friend came by and asked, 'Would you like me to get you some OINK-ment?'"

The only sound that followed was that of myself clapping.

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I’m going to avoid discussing music in the future.

me: The Decemberists are decent, as indie goes.

Dad: Are they any better as purples?

me: [skips song]

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