A list of puns related to "The Crane Wife"
Obviously, we need to start collecting as many eggcellent jokes about birds to annoy their teachers and my wife.
So far:
How do you find a bird in the alphabet? Look for the blue jay.
Why was a bird in jail? He was Robin a bank.
What kind of bird works in construction? A crane.
Where do birds like to go shopping? The Dollar store because it's cheep!
What do you call a self-aware bird? A super-eagle.
Why do pigeons like eating crumbs at the park? Because they're bread that way.
What kind of bird loves to bake? A dough dough!
What bird is terrible at hide and seek? A seagull!
What bird is great to go skydiving with? A parrot chute!
What's the best bird to go shopping with? A store-k.
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