A list of puns related to "The Cars (album)"
He took one, but not of his own accord.
A Smashing Pumpkins track started playing. (Mayonnaise)
My dad perked up and said he liked it. I told him it was on the same album as "Disarm".
He paused for a moment before sheepishly smiling and said "Disarm, or dat arm?"
Thanks for the laugh this morning, dad.
Driving in the car on the way to the mall while listening to The Weeknd's new album when I turn and say:
Oh, I did a little research and discovered where he was born.
Her: Really? Where?
Me: A little place called Frisatsun.
Her: Where is that?
Me: it's on the weekend!
She punched me immediately.
*Edited for formatting
Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.
Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":
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