What do you call Bob the Builder when he is unemployed?
Bob
A slate came off the roof and sliced a builders ear off.
We all looked for the ear so we could take it to hospital to get it sewn on. Whats this here. And shows us a bloody ear. The builder said i dont know whos that ear is its not mine. How can you tell we asked. Cos mine had a pencil behind it!
Did you hear about the Yacht builder that had to work from home?
His sails went through the roof
I just saw a ship builder hit a guy with a structure that runs along the center of a ship's bottom...
He keeled the other fellow just like that!
The builder called me yesterday asking when I will pay for the new roof he put up.
I said, “I thought it was on the house.”
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom?
Dam right they are.
What is the female body builder’s favorite appetizer?
Buff chick dip
Did you hear about the builder who won the lottery? He was so shocked that he fainted and fell into a vat of concrete...
Apparently he's set for life!
What was Bob the builder called when he retired
Bob
So I guess the comedian couldn’t get his audience of body builders to laugh.
Tough crowd..
Hear about the ex-body-builder couple that broke up?
They just weren't working out like they used to...
I told the builder I didn't want carpeted steps...
He gave me a blank stair.
Did you hear about the body builder who ate sea food?
He had a lot of mussels.
The body builder opened the cupboard, astonished at the lack of protein powder he said...
No whey!
What did the body builder get for losing all his muscle?
A trophy.
Why did the two bridge builders stay together?
He cantilever.
Why didn't the body builder cross the street?
Because traffic was too heavy
Bob The Builder is a hero!
They gave him the allen key to the city!
If doctor Frankenstein was real, he would probably have been the first body builder in history.
Literally.
What does Bob the Builder call his work playlist?
A fix-tape
